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So You know all this Hype about those Shake weights?

Yeah You do. the Counter Balance and all that to make your Muscles contract rapidly and all that. well I have news For you! If you Bought one YOU OVER PAYED! I discovered this after Noon while Making myself a Drink, that if you Shake a half gallon Carton of OJ (yes it has to be a Carton) You get the Exact same effect. I discovered this By complete accident. Now Lets see here Folks, Do I want to pay 20 plus dollars for a Little counter balancing weight or should I buy a carton of OJ for 2 bucks and Just refill it with water once I drink the OJ. Tough decision. let me think about it.......SERIOUSLY Imagine what would Happen if the makers found out they could Lose sails to Orange Juice? LMFAO

Brianna

Go to your profile. The first 5 friends in your sidebar are your team in the upcomingg zombie apocalypse. How screwed are you?

Frances

Blake

Josh

Chaz

Jamie

I feel pretty safe with this team. :o





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Rose : Ha, with Jamie you're all set to kill Zombies.





Blake : lol dw bri, no zombies gunna mess with u, lol ill be there,,,, with rum. That alone will scare them





Brianna: Indeed. With Frankie I'm safe from the drop bear for a while. :o

Lol thanks alot Mr Blake, but its not really the zombie's I'm afraid of D: (Crie's)





Josh : just devour them with your pink taco...you didnt need a team :P





Blake : lol u better not be implying ud be scared of me wen i drink copious amounts of booze, lol id pay to see that one lol pink taco





Brianna : LOL! D: D: D: ew. I cant do that, or else I will turn into a zombie D:





Brianna : Lol certainly not you, matty :P

xD >.< nooo.





Blake : pfft dw bout matty, i has a bowie knife to take care of him





Brianna : YES! No bear cubs for me.

(Cuddle's mrBalke) :D





Blake : myeas, cuddles mr balke good , gota love typoes haahah





Brianna : D: Sorry lol Blake*

xD thats sounds Dirty D:





Blake : which part?





Brianna : ‎"myeas, cuddles mr balke good" Lol





Blake : ahhaahah yeh sounds like me lol coulda been worse





Brianna : Lol :O! naughty MrBlake...

Go to the dungeon right now! I mean....wate wut?





Blake : ohhhh , again with the shackles and whips?





Brianna : Lol xD Maybe... jk :P

but...Meet me behind the coke factory...

^.^





Blake : u got it ;p





Blake : what are we gonna do back there?





Jamie : Rose Thinks I'm the Living Version Of Anita Blake. Lots Of guns and No Hesitation





Brianna : Umm...[______________________Cencored______________________]? jk :P

Bahaha nice Jamie!





Rose : We all knew this. -Nods-





Brianna : Mhm. (Nobs too)





Jamie : SO.... I'm gonna Have a Kill count.





Blake : u said nobs bri ahahah, censored ay haaaahah





Brianna : Yes :o

Nods* >.< Darn spelling STD's.





Jamie : ‎...





Blake : ahhaha :P





Jamie : I'm going to rape zombies





Brianna : ‎(Creeper dots.......)

:O!

(Grape's Jamie)



Jamie : OOH HARDER!



Rose : So, if there was zombie porn is it called vore? :o





Jamie: no It's called Necrophelia





Brianna: LOL! (Grape's HARDER, FASTER, and LONGER)





Rose : But Zombie's wouldn't eat eachother?





Jamie : YES!! a little higher





Jamie : No zombies Like Living flesh.





Jamie : so I'm gonna Kill them and then skull fuck them





Rose : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDX86QBbSw8





Brianna : Wow. xD I fucking love you two :')





Jamie : XD





Rose : Hey, don't zombies fuck your brains out? lmfao





Brianna : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mx-uyh476G4

Lol they fuck em out or eat em out.





Jamie : No I fuck THEIR brains out





Blake : dude u fuck zombies? thats messsed uuuupppp lol





Rose : Omg. haha





Brianna : XD! Nah, its quite orderly acutally. There's a line and everything ;P





Jamie : I Look like the Dead, Blake. I might as well fuck them.





Rose : Pftt, You look more alive than me.





Blake : fair fuckin statement, and lets face it, teh dead never say nooo





Brianna : You both look alive, just a little pale~ xD

Indeed, so... it ISNT rape if the guy is dead? :D





Jamie : exactly





Jamie : not rape if they can't say No