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Two men are fishing by the river, a funeral prossesion follows the near by road. One of the guys removes his hat. His friend says "that was very respectful", the other guy says to the his friend, "well, we were marriaed 30 odd years or so."

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One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrasing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.

TOO cute. (Wrong 'to'). It is a cute joke however.