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My Mom Has Finally DECIDED To Go Back To School...Im Happy For Her...But At The Same Time Im Sad Cause I Can't Go Back To School...I Mean I Want To Finish My Film Degree And The County I Live In Is In DESPERATE NEED (Batman THIS IS WHY YOU NEED TO COME TO AMERICA!!) For Teachers That They Will PAY For You TO GO TO COLLEGE!! And If You Have A Degree Already They'll Pay You MORE!!! *sigh* I Want To Be An English Teacher....Batman Said This To Me On IRC!!!!



King`Tarquin : Sexy English Teacher

Melanie: LMAO!!!

Melanie: should I teach High school english or middle school english

King`Tarquin : COLLEGE!!

Melanie: HA!!!!

Melanie: College English...me in short skirts talking about shakespere

Melanie: LMAO!

King`Tarquin : IN HEELS too

Melanie: LMAO!

King`Tarquin : PINK heels! LOL!

Melanie: all the boys after class would be like "can I have some private tutoring"

King`Tarquin : fuck me SHAKESPEARE

King`Tarquin : rosalind

King`Tarquin: lol!!!!

In Order To Expand On My Shoe Collection I Must Go Back To Work...YUCKY!!!! But The Shoes Will Have To Wait Cause I Need To Buy Stuff For Lil Bionic Woman!!!!





Shes So Cute...It's 11 AM And She Has Finally Passed Out...She Looks So Peaceful And Adorable....I Wish Her Yummy Auntie Could See Her...I MISS THE YUMMY QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *cries*



I Need To Just Win The Lottery So I Can Quit My Job (For A Lil Bit) Buy Myself A House And A Car...And Then Travel To See All My Yummy Friends...(Execpt For Maybe Batman Cause I've Heard Theres Nothing TO DO In Manilla)

Batman, Sahahria And I Are Wondering This??? Where Are Wonder Woman And Cookie Girl???



The Four Of Us... Batman (King`Tarquin),Bionic Woman (Me), Wonder Woman (Ivory), Cookie Girl (Bloodrose) Made Up Our Own Yummy Justice League....



The Queen Of Yummy I Most Worried About Due To That Noone Has Heard From Her In A Few Weeks...It's Not My Bussiness To Know Why She Left...I Just Hope That Her And The Pixies Are Ok And Nothing Bad Has Happened....



WE MISS YOU YUMMY QUEEN!!!! COME BACK TO US!!!!!!!!

Now Batman Has ME HOOKED On Anita Blake...While At The Library Yesterday Looking For Bloody Bones And Burnt Offerings (Of Which They Didn't Have) I Had To Read Something Of Anita Blake Novel..So I Picked Up Micah....Now In Case No Has Read The Anita Blake Novels.....Micah Is The Resident King Of The Werelepords......And Lets Just Say He's Very YUMMY!!!! Now The Reason I Say Yummy Is Due To His Italian Suits, His Chartruse Yellow Cat Eyes, And HIS 13 Inch Penis!!!!!!! (Which Goes Into Very Graphic Detail About His Love Making With Anita In The Book)



To Top It All Of Shes Also Living With Nathanial (Batmans Character) Nathanial Is A Stripper With Hair Down To His Ankles....And He Is Also Yummy.....:D (Just Like Batman)



I LOVE MICAH!!! Even Though He Is A Fictious Character.....*sigh*



Can I Just Have A Man Or 2 Like Micah Callahan Please?????

Im Back For A While...The Yummy Queen Has Left Us....:(...BATMAN!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

Well Helena Is A Week Old And She's So FUCKING CUTE I Love Her So Much...:D.....



2 Am Feedings- Now Helena ALWAYS Wakes Up At 2 Am Saying MOMMY FEED ME!!! I Remember The Journal Entry That Khayman Once Had Saying Feed Me, Change Me, Burp Me, Rock Me ALL AT THE SAME TIME!!! LMAO @ Khay.......



Diaper Changes- Who Knew That Babies Pee And Shit THAT Much..........



Coffee And Mommy- Coffee Is MOMMY'S New Best Friend!!!!!!



Now All I Need To Do Is Lose Some Fucking Weight And I'll Be All Set!!!!!!!!!!!