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One

Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the

pastor of the Granville Presbyterian church found a pink

envelope containing $1,000. It happened again the next

week. The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was

collected and saw a little old lady put the distinctive pink

envelope in the plate. This went on for weeks until the

pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached her.







"Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put

$1,000 a week in the collection plate," he stated.







"Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends

me money, and I give some of it to the church."







The pastor asked, "That's wonderful, how much does

he send you?"





The old lady replied, "$10,000 a

week."





The

pastor was amazed. "Your son is very successful! What does he

do for a living?"





"He is a veterinarian," she

answered.





"That

is an honorable profession," the pastor said. "Where does he

practice?"





The little old lady said proudly, "In

Nevada. He has two cat houses in Las Vegas and one in

Reno ."

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Sinora
08:23 Jul 07 2009

Lmao

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A teenage granddaughter



Comes downstairs for her date



With this see-through blouse on and no bra.



Her grandmother just pitched a fit,



Telling her not to dare go out like that!



The teenager tells her



'Loosen up Grams.



These are modern times.



You gotta let your rose buds show!'



And out she goes.



The next day the teenager comes down stairs,



And the grandmother is sitting there with no top on.



The teenager wants to die.



She explains to her grandmother



That she has friends coming over



And that it is just not appropriate....



The grandmother says,



'Loosen up, Sweetie.



If you can show off your rose buds,



Then I can display my hanging baskets.