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> > Cowboy Honeymoon

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> A cowboy and his wife had just gotten married and

> > found a nice hotel for their wedding night. The man

> > approached the Front Desk and asked for a room.

> >

> > He said, 'This heerza special 'casion -- our honeymoon

> > -- and we need a nice room with a good strong bed.'

> >

> > The clerk winked -- 'You want the 'Bridal'?'

> >

> > The cowboy reflected on this for a moment and then

> > replied, 'Nope, reckon not.? Guess I'll jist hold on to

> > her ears til she gits used to it.'

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chrysanthemia
19:32 Jan 31 2009

Oh gosh! It took me forever to get it, but I did. That was hilarious, thanks!

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InADarkPlace
14:26 Feb 22 2009

LMAO

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poor little thing.... he can dish it out but he cant take it huh..... oh this is going to be soooooo much fun...muhahahaha



he blocked me *cries*....LOL yah right.... oh i'm sooooo crushed by this...

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i dont know who all has seen this...but i just love this commerical.....

i dont know if ya'll are as bigga fan of the Scifi channel as i am but i saw tonight that 2 shows that USED to be on regular tv are going to be starting Fri night



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InADarkPlace
14:27 Feb 22 2009

Would be if had cable

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Well....Well... today is Jan. 20,2009 and we got some SNOW boy!!!.... i didnt think it was really going to happen but by golly it did... it's 9:50 am and it has already coverd the ground woohoo....

People around here arent used to the snow and its really funny... i'm from Missouri so i know how to drive in it..first of all its not that bad but these people FREAK out at just the word..schools start to close people stock up on groceries.... LMAO... i've got a few pics i'll be posting soon.... its really pretty to look at and i'm thankful it wont be around long....

Oh what a night.... my neighbors fixed a buffett style dinner ....pigs in a blanket..they cooked a ham... chips...dip... boneless hot wings.... then all of us sat around and played Rock Band.... and then they broke out the liquior.... me and his wife drank Pineapple rum .... and after that was gone we broke into the the Jose Curveo Black Madallion...... we sang more on the Rock Band and we all killed the AC/DC....LOL but it was a good time and the kids even had fun.... Happy New Year everyone.....

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lestatsbride
14:33 Jan 01 2009

You have to try the water melon rum that is aswume

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