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oh xxxxxx........you just gave me a threadgasm...............I SO agree.....you have no idea, lol.



Enlightened Darkness 11-20-06

When kissing up to people, make sure they're not upside down.



JENS - Coven of the Ancients 11-18-2006





(Note: ohh those Ancients are smart ones...)

I believe that if life gives you lemons,

you should make lemonade.

Then, find someone who's life has

given them VODKA,

and have a party!

~ Ron White (Tater Salad)

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

Woody Allen



"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

Rodney Dangerfield



"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."

Lynn Lavner





"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."

Camille Paglia





"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."

Sharon Stone



"My mother never saw the irony in calling

me a son-of-a-bitch."

Jack Nicholson





" Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."

Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady, and you

didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor)



"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."

Robin Williams





"Women need a reason to have sex.

Men just need a place."

Billy Crystal





"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, me n are just grateful."

Robert De Niro





"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"

Dustin Hoffman



"There's very little advice in men's magazines because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked !'"

Jerry Seinfeld





"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."

Robin Williams





"Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy."

Steve Martin

"then it went Downhell" by JENSipoo

Mikhail:

12:08:15 - Nov 17 2006

"she looks nice enough for a porn star type"