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After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Saddam is still alive," Saddam decided to send George W. Bush a letter in his own writing to let his dearest friend know that he is still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message:



370HSSV-0773H



George W. couldn't figure it out so he typed it in and emailed Colin Powell. Colin and his aids had no clue eith either so they sent it to the CIA. No one could solve it so it went to the NSA, and then to MIT and NASA. The cc: list got longer and longer...



Eventually it arrived at the Fed. Dr. Greenspan looked at it and replied the next second: "Perhaps the President would wish to look at the message upside-down..."

>IN PRISON ... you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell;

>AT WORK ... you spend the majority of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.



>IN PRISON ... you get three meals a day;

>AT WORK ... you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.



>IN PRISON ... you get time off for good behavior;

>AT WORK ... you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.



>IN PRISON ... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you;

>AT WORK ... you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.



>IN PRISON ... you can watch TV and play games;

>AT WORK ... you get fired for watching TV and playing games.



>IN PRISON ... you get your own toilet;

>AT WORK ... you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.



>IN PRISON ... they allow your family and friends to visit;

>AT WORK ... you can't even speak to your family.



>IN PRISON ... you spend most of your life looking through bars from inside wanting to get out;

>AT WORK ... you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.



>IN PRISON ... all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required;

>AT WORK......you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.



>>>I THINK SOMETHING IS DEFINITELY WRONG HERE!!!