Fun Vampires Have #4
19:19 Feb 01 2005
Times Read: 648
Tis another story i found on a website where people posted stories about having fun being who they are...
"Not too long ago, a few friends of mine and I went to this little restaurant called "Norm's". It is about five blocks away from my house, and the food is pretty good. Now, my friends, Ravven, Casey, Jake, David and Danielle, were all with me the night we went to hang out at this place. It gets a fair amount of business, so there was a decent amount of people there, even if it was 1 a.m. (We are all vampires, and we all work nightshifts so we can sleep in the day and stay up late.) So we were all set down at Norm's and ready to get some drinks and just hang out, when someone I had not seen in at least two years walked in. Now, this guy was an ass all during the time when I was in school, and he had not changed. Seeing as he knew who I was, and who a couple of my friends were, he took a seat next to our table with his friend. Well, our drinks arrived and we were talking amongst ourselves when he started making funny faces at me, imitating vampires and biting and such. So I said to him, "Do you have a problem, sir?", and he replied, "Oh no, I was just wondering if you had bitten anyone yet?"
He had never believed in vampires and never believed that I was one, or that my friends were. So, I shrugged him off and went on with our conversation. A few moments later, he started doing it again. So I turned to him and said, "Ok look, do you want to see me bite somone? Is that it?" And like the poor fool he was, he nodded and replied, "Yes." So, with a smile on both of our faces, I scooted my chair back, and Danielle perched herself on my lap. Now, I have long canines and eyeteeth, so it is somewhat of a double set I have, and they are very sharp (as in I can draw blood by pushing my thumb into them). I spread my smile and opened my teeth, putting a set of small holes at the base of Danielle's neck (nothing dangerous). And started to drink a bit. After that, I just open endedly let the holes bleed a little after my mouth was nice and red. Well, the old high school chump and his friend paled completely white. They could pass for chalk...
After that, we went on laughing and conversing when we had cleaned up. But, it was very funny to see somone I always hated run out of a restaurant, throw up and speed off in his truck. Very funny. But do not try the whole biting thing unless you know what you are doing; inexperience can cause damage."
Fun Vampires Have #3
19:14 Feb 01 2005
Times Read: 652
Tis another story i found on a website where people posted stories about having fun being who they are...
A couple of weeks ago, I went to see a friend of mine who is interested in becoming a donor; she is only 16, so I am helping her discover exactly what it involves. Anyway, her friends know that she is interested in the scene, and were teasing her about having a vampire boyfriend. When the school prom happened, she asked me to go along as chaperone. None of her friends had met me, so when I turned up at the 5-star hotel in full regalia, full length leather jacket, shades, sabre fangs.. you get the idea.
Now, my friend had warned them that I looked, erm, unusual, but they weren't prepared for what they got. Imagine a room full of 200 or so disbelieving teenagers finding out that a creature of the night was in their midst. Ahem. "Freaked out" doesn't BEGIN to cover it! *evil grin* They were wary to start with, but after about an hour one lad came up to me and started saying I was nuts to think vampires existed. At which point I smiled for the first time since getting there. You have never heard such a big macho guy (and i mean 6 foot 6, and just as wide) scream like a girl -- which of course set the rest of them off... *whistles* It was total chaos. needless to say. After that, they all treated my friend with, like, five times the respect they had done.
Fun Vampires Have #2
19:11 Feb 01 2005
Times Read: 656
Tis another story i found on a website where people posted stories about having fun being who they are...
"I work as a theatrical technician and I do a lot of special effects work. That said, while I was preparing for a Halloween performance of "Dracula", I had an interesting run in with the local clergy...
I was in charge of going to the chemistry lab on campus to make several blocks of dry ice for a nifty ground fog effect. As it was Halloween, and I was hosting the cast party after the show, I made a few extra blocks for later. These extra blocks were wrapped in some dry towels and smuggled out of the lab in my coat pockets. The rest was safely packed in a styrofoam cooler in my bag.
The path from the chem lab to the theatre went past a small catholic church, where the church members were not so kindly protesting the celebration of Halloween. One even went so far as to douse those that he deemed to be sinners (anyone that didn't attend mass) with holy water. Now, I dress in black, partially because I work in a theatre, but also because I just like it. I also have a less-than-harmless appearance. Apparently, upon seeing me pass by, the whole group decided that I was seriously in need of some "good" harassment. I just ignored it and kept on walking. Then, as I was almost out of range, I was suddenly saturated by holy water. I turned and glared at the guy who soaked me; he was grinning and quite pleased with himself. Then it happened. The water ran into my pockets and soaked the extra dry ice. It started producing a thick fog almost instantly. The guy's face went pale. Everyone else fell silent.
I just glared at the group for a second and proceeded to run straight at the holy water-throwing-moron. The whole group ran for cover! Then as the fog kept pouring off of my body I let out a blood curdling scream, and yelled, "I'm melting! I'm melting!" Still running, I could see the looks of terror on the faces of the group. I just kept running, screaming in "pain" until I got out of sight.
Soaked and now with lumps of ice in my pockets, I went on to get everything ready for the evening's performance. I didn't really think much about what had happened, I was just really pissed off. Later, I heard an interesting story about how some religious rednecks had warded off this demon. That story circulated for several years..."
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