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OMFG People threat delivery people like I'm supposed to bring them food on a fucking Silver platter.
#1 You must be on time. Hungry people are impatient as fuck.
#2 98% of people want food left at the door. So I get to be sneaky creepy and I must take a picture of the door.
So I have proof I delivered it to a specific location.
#3 Scammers and people who claim they didn't receive the food. Or they provided a incorrect address.
#4 People that don't tip when they expect quick efficient, friendly service.
#5 Having to text people a time that you will arrive and then hope they aren't literally sitting there tracking you.
#6 People that give me a low rating because I leave the food at the door when I'm instructed to do so.
#7 Psychopaths that order multiple drinks or want a large amount of a specific condiment.
#8 People that can't come down to a lobby and meet you. And or get upset when I leave the order
with the front desk or concierge, when it's what they're supposed to do.
#9 Customers that want to literally take my Black and yellow Zebra colored Thermal bag as a souvenir that they got a delivery.
#10 People will leave notes in the instructions like Ring the Door bell and LEAVE! Or don't even ring the "Ring" doorbell and leave the food. Or bring the food to the door and Knock the police.