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I got out to Wisconsin and had realized that many of my friends out there are opinionated, and most of the supported my sanguinarianism, I did not have to go a single night where I went hungry, I was in heaven. There was a tornado, and it rained its ass off, it was so wonderful. There were these two beautiful girls that I had met, they are from Canada, we ran naked in the rain, and after that I bit the hell out of them. There was this drunken old lady dancing to the jukebox, and I lost in airhockey, for the first time in 13 years that I have been playing. I had to strip naked, sit on her lap, and tell her what I had wanted for Christmas, and of course, there are pictures. When I get my pictures from the airshow, you get to see the interesting ones. This year is a no contest, it is by far the BEST year out there on vacation. My friends and I went cooler hopping, and found all kinds of alchohol, so we got drunk, for free, and blood runs faster with alchohol in it, so I was surrounded by drunks, at just about all times. Someone stole my money, and broke my sunglasses, so I stayed asleep, in the shade all day, until it got dark out. There is lots more, if you are interested at all, just give me a message...