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Having a Father with who doesn't wear his hearing aid, because it amplifies his tinnitus, makes Life interesting...



Sunday and, a roast meal had been had and, afterward I gave him his chocolate for the evening as I went to rest.



"What's this?" He asked me.



"Chocolate..." I'd replied.



"Kittens?" He'd queried,; as that is what he'd heard, having filled in the gaps, as it were.



"Yes Dad," I'd sighed, "It's kittens, in garlic..."



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I'd used a lot of garlic on the chicken.