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Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods when she was suddenly attacked by a huge wolf.

“At last, at last,” laughed the wolf. “I’m going to eat you all up.”

“Oh sod it,” said Little Red Riding Hood, “doesn’t anyone

fuck these days?”

Taking his girlfriend to the cinema, the man’s wig fell off when they were canoodling in the back row. As he felt around trying to find it, his hand accidentally went up his girlfriend’s skirt.

“Oooh…” she moaned, “Go on, go on, that’s it.”

“No, it can’t be,” he said. “I part mine on the right.”