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The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.







"Can I see your license and registration, bub?", the cop inquired.







"But officer," the fellow started, "I can explain..."







"Shut yer trap, bub!" snapped the officer.







"You're going downtown and sit a while till the sarge gets back."







"But, officer, I think you really should know..."







"And I said to shut yer trap! You're going to jail!"







A few hours later the cop looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the sarge is at his daughter's wedding.







He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."







"Don't count on it," shot back the sap in the cell.







"I'm the groom."

Frank was Excited about his new rifle and decided to try Bear hunting.

He travelled up to Alaska, spotted a small Brown bear and shot it.

Soon after there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big Black Bear.



The black bear said, ‘That was a very bad mistake.



That was my cousin.



I'm going to give you two choices. Either I Maul you to death or we have Sex.'



After considering briefly, Frank decided to accept the latter alternative.



So the black bear had his way with Frank.



Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge.



He headed out on another trip to Alaska where he found the Black Bear and shot it dead.



Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder.



This time a huge Grizzly Bear stood right next to him.

The grizzly said, 'That was a big mistake, Frank.



That was my cousin and you've got two choices:



Either I Maul you to death or we have 'rough Sex.'



Again, Frank thought it was better to cooperate with the grizzly bear than be mauled to death.



So the grizzly had his way with Frank.

Although he survived, it took several months before Frank fully recovered.



Now Frank was completely outraged, so he headed back to Alaska and managed to track down the Grizzly Bear and shot it.



He felt sweet revenge, but then, moments later, there was a tap on is shoulder.



He turned around to find a Giant Polar bear standing there.



The polar bear looked at him and said, 'Admit it, Frank; you don't come here for the hunting, do you?

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dabbler
02:19 Jun 29 2013

A classic.

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