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Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze.



1st Hillbilly says: 'My wife sure is stupid! She bought an air conditioner. '



2nd Hillbilly says: 'Why is that stupid?'



1st Hillbilly says: 'We ain't got no 'lectricity!'



2nd Hillbilly says: 'That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid; she bought one of them new fangled warshin ' machines!'



1st Hillbilly says: 'Why is that so stupid?'



2nd Hillbilly says: ''Cause we ain't got no plummin'!'



3rd Hillbilly says: 'That ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber than both yer wives’s put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin' fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar.'



1st and 2nd Hillbillies say: 'Well, what's so dumb about that?'



3rd Hillbilly says: 'She ain't got no dick!

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Canislupus
00:56 Dec 30 2011

O-M-G, funny!

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WinterRaven
01:43 Dec 30 2011

haha OMG thats hilarious

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A woman and her ten-year-old son were riding in a taxi in Sydney.



It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under the awnings.





"Mum," said the boy "what are all those women doing?"

"They're waiting for their husbands to get off work" she replied.



The taxi driver turns around and says "Geez lady, why don't you tell him the truth? They're hookers, boy! They have sex with men for money."



The little boy's eyes get wide and he says "Is that true Mum?"

His mother, glaring hard at the driver, answers in the affirmative.



After a few minutes, the kid asks "Mum, what happens to the babies those women have?"



"Most of them become taxi drivers" she said.

An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall.

A young man walked up and sat down next to him.

He had spiked hair in different colours green, red orange, blue, and yellow.

The old man just stared at him.

The young man turned to him and said sarcastically, "What's the matter Old timer, never done anything wild in your life?"



Without batting an eyelid, the old man replied, Got drunk once and Fucked a parrot.



I was just wondering if you were my son.

Bob, an undertaker, recently came home with a black eye.



"What happened to you?" asked his wife.



"I had a terrible day." replied Bob.

"I had to go to a hotel and pick up a man who had died in his sleep.







When I got there, the manager said they couldn't get him into a body bag because he had this huge erection.







Anyway, I went up and, sure enough, there was this big naked guy lying on the bed with this huge erection.



So I grabbed it with both hands and tried to snap it in half."



"I see" said his wife, "that must have been awful, but how did you get the black eye?”





Bob replied: "Wrong room."

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DestroyingAngel
00:21 Dec 11 2011

*giggles*

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