The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

Now, before I list these, I need to tell you where I got them from.



One of my favorite radio stations is B97. In the morning, they broadcast the Kidd Kraddick morning show. I go to their website

www.kiddlive.com and read the morning show blogs. These guys are great by the way.



So today I was reading JC's blog and I came across a few Top 5 lists that he has put in there. The funniest one, I thought, was the subject of this bulliten.



I laughed my ass off, while on watch on the Quarterdeck. Totally professional, right? Oopsie.



Anyway, here it is: Please don't repost this without giving JC credit. It would be rude.



5. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see you’re butt in here by 8:00!"



4. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."



3. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.



2. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.



1. No one steals your chair.