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There would be no such thing as parole or prison for rapists, murderers, and pedefile.

Instead, I'd build massive concetration camps for then and make them live like the Amish!



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There'd be no such thing as pornography of any kind

Porno makers would instead make tapioka and oatmeal for nursing home residents

Porn starts would instead get councilingand financial-aid for college

And the closest thing to porn on TV would be the mating risutals of Arctic pegnuins



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The Olsen Twins would stop making trashy cloths for 6-year olds

And the womens lingerie wouldnt be right next to the little girl's section in Wal-Mart



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More people would start opening up their minds to what the waorld has to offer

They'd realize that like is so much more that what they do and see everyday



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No girl under 13 would have to wear makeup OR a tube top to feel pretty

In fact...the word "tube-top" and that particular article of clothing would be abolished



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Children would never get their childhoods snatched away

It would be ok for boys to play with cars and girls with dolls past age 10



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All women could feel sexy all the time

We'd all be able to dance like Shakira....

And age would be such a big deal

(lack of elasticity would be hot!)



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Gay marriage would be of the norm

Innerracial reletionships wouldnt be fround uppon

People could live and be loved and no one would care



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A pint of Ben &Jerry's would be 0-calories

Onlybeing of course if 1.)you jsut had a terrible break up and your friends trying desperately to console you

Or 2.) you've had a another terrible day ina string of terrible days and you just need that surgary goodness!



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Theocracy would be nonexistent

People would instead take the time to biuld a batter tolerence for people of different religions and ethnicity



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"Blank"...would be a thing of fiction

It would only be an understanding ot what I've written without the use of words

And sorry if youre bored with my poem...but to me its more of a realization than a rant