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Last night I sat around with one of my friends at their house and we started to get bored. So we started to have a few drinks, then a few more, then we started getting bored of that. After awhile we started watching tv and saw a comercial for some kids board games and started laughing about how we used to play them. My friend said she still had some laying around the house so we went and dug through them and found Clue, Uno, Mastermind, and Hungry Hungry Hippos. We started the night off with Uno (drinking the whole time) and got bored with that so we started to play Clue. Now, any idiot will tell you that trying to play Clue while drunk is just stupid because you end up just making obscene ways for the whole thing to play off and come up with drunken conspiracy theories about who Mr. Body "really" is. So we moved on to Hungry Hungry Hippos beause there was NO WAY in hell that Mastermind was going to work between the two of our dumb, drunk asses. Two hours in, we managed to lose about half of the marbles from sending them flying across the room so we took a break to go find them. Meanwhile, I decided to check my phone to see if anyone had called. Someone had: Work!!!

Apparently, I wrote down the wrong days that I had off and had missed my shift. So I had to try to sober up just long enough to call in so I wouldn't be fired for a 'no call, no show'. That sucked. That's pretty much how it ended. Passed out soon after. We never did find most of the marbles. Figure the cat must have eaten some or they fell down the vents. Oh well.