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I borrowed this story from Tri because I love it. She told this to a friend of hers which won a contest for her (a funnyness contest)





A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop and hangs it on her bathroom

door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror,

mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four."

Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to

enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened,

and in minutes they both return.

This time the husband crosses his fingers and says, "Mirror, mirror on the

door, make my penis touch the floor!"

Again, there's a bright flash - and his legs fall off.

It is a great feeling being a senior! actuaaly I'm only a junior but when all the seniors have gone and all that's left are juniors and sophomores, it's still the feeling of being a senior. Anyways my junior year ends in 5 min. I walk through the hallways and I know that unless there's a teacher there I outrank everyone but my fellow seniors. This gives me the coolest feeling ever. I geuss I'm already getting senioritis.

Ya know what? There's nothing like a good shower. Just stand in the shower with the warm water raining down on you. Of course it would be much better if it didn't go cold half way through! I'm willing to put that aside though because the specific shower I'm talking about was shared with the man I am in love with. So really I didn't get very much time for actual showering but it is quite fitting that it started Hott then got cooler until we were taking a cold shower. Of course by the time we were done and were out and dried off I was back to being dirty again! Oh well. If it's good it's good and let me tell you: IT IS GOOD! But that might be too much information. Oh and baby I know you're reading this so I will add: I love you! I love you very much, and I believe I proved that!