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2009 Tax Code



The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male penis.

This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 1% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts!



HOWEVER, effective January 1st, 2009, the penis will now be taxed according to size:



The brackets are as follows:





10 - 12" Luxury Tax $300.00



8 - 10" Pole Tax $250.00



5 - 8" Privilege Tax $150.00



3 - 5" Nuisance Tax $30.00





Males exceeding 12" must file capital gains.



Anyone under 3" is eligible for a tax refund.



** PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION **

COMMENTS

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MercurialScribe
04:00 Jan 13 2009

There's another $30.00 shot in the ass. lol

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Bloodmother
04:13 Jan 13 2009

It'll never happen. The gov't will give you guys free Viagra as part of rebuilding the "infrastructure."

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Abaddon
04:15 Jan 13 2009

LMAO. Well, I'm just glad that I at least get a tax refund! HA!

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Kontradiction
05:59 Jan 13 2009

: O

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Blackheresy
12:27 Jan 13 2009

Well there goes the WII I was going to buy :(

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Isis101
00:32 Jan 14 2009

LMAO!

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VampiraInAComa
21:42 Feb 10 2009

The penis tax should apply to me as well...can I file a nuisance penis tax next year?

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Vampfan1
01:54 Aug 05 2009

i love this one, it is funny.

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