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Lucifer is searching for Lestatslovesoul (my referral), he is full of lust and is willing to mate with Lestatslovesoul for progeny but she( Lestatslovesoul) shouldn't go with him for he shall destroy Lestatslovesoul after getting his offspring... Lestatslovesoul should take samael's help, he is in love with Lestatslovesoul but he shall help Lestatslovesoul in one condition... Lestatslovesoul has to give herself to him, Lestatslovesoul need not worry as he(samael) can satisfy Lestatslovesoul with all sensual pleasures... By mating with Samael, Lestatslovesoul would be in conflict with lilith and prone to the wrath of lilith although Lestatslovesoul is her kitten. The reason being that Lilith had left Adam for the pleasures given by Samael and she would not allow another to steal her love...But Lestatslovesoul need not worry, as samael is there to protect her, he will kill lilith for Lestatslovesoul's sake, for Samael is truly, madly and deeply in love with her( Lestatslovesoul)...After the killing of lilith, samael and Lestatslovesoul would mate like anything, they would have the 'fuck of the millenium', they would rock their genetals such that the world itself would tremble, they will lick each others body parts and suck all the fluids that comes in course...Then, after all their lust is over,comes progeny... Now, the best part is that Lilith betrayed Adam for Samael, Samael betrayed Lilith for Lestatslovesoul, now for who's cause would Lestatslovesoul betray Samael? It is definitely not Lestat...