Interests
General
Well it all depends on my state of mind, time of month and pills taken...Joke! But the list kind of goes something like this...
In no order at all, but assume Vampires and Fit Birds near the top...Or a fit female vampire on top is just as good!
Computers and messing around with them. Like re-formatting mine every two months for fun! (And to stop the other half finding out I visit sites like ...er: banned.xxxvamp les.com) joke honest honey!
PC Games, especially Fallout 3, I'm also a Guild Wars addict. Looking for a cool goth/vamp/gay guild to join all offers are gratefully received! Vampire The Masquerade: Bloodlines is just 'so' me. It's sick,twisted, perverse, funny, dark and brilliant! Oh and you can kill humans, feed on fit birds...It's just natural - hee hee, Phantasmagoria: A Puzzle Of Flesh was great, fab story and nice movie scenes, but sadly now very dated.
Writing sick psychological fiction. Black Cats, Vampires, Razor Blades and Spread Sheets :)
Movies
Loving Annabelle is going straight to the top of my list! Erin Kelly u SO rock! Katherine B... Please let you film my stories and my words... (I'm the kind of fucked up love story you would love, happy endings - no way + sad + sick depraved heroines = yup...No lame girls, maybe a sick sadistic lesbian killer - oh! so meet my ex!) ) Get in touch if you fancy visiting Manchester, England for Gay Pride and can deal with realism, sadness, pussy cats, Northern Breakfasts a'la Bacon Butties...)
Oh sorry los the plot! Er... Switchblade Romance, Razorblade Smile, The Hunger (Catherine Deneuve...argh!) What can I say, hot as hell, sexy as fuck! Bad Susan Sarandon for stabbing her in the neck, Hostel 2, oops, another vote for Loving Annabelle, Lost and Delirious, The Goonies (don't laugh)
Television
Buffy The Vampire Slayer
The X Files
America's Next Top Model
Criminal Minds
America Gothic...
This show had so much potential but just ended up being scrapped! A shame to all those that grew to love the town Trinity.
I have to praise my fav episode and actress in it...(stolen from some web site...)
"...has precious little to say about the characters, with the exception of Selena Coombs. Her breakdown in the arms of Caleb is one of the finest things that Brenda Bakke has ever done, certainly in this show, and is worth watching the episode for alone."
Made me want to be Caleb so so much! 'big sigh' Brenda - that performance deserved so many awards for both your performance, Lucas Black's and the scriptwriters. Every time I see a watermelon I shiver
Books
Caitlin Kiernan + Poppy Z Brite, anything they have written I have loved. Exquisite Corpse is my fav bed time read (and people wonder why I don't sleep!)
Control Freak by Christa Faust is just yummy, twisted, perverse and perfect - deffo my *book* bus... Whenever I read this on the bus no-one ever comes and sits next to me! Almost as good as talking to yourself, only better. (And if anyone should sit next to you.. try calling them Absinthe and re-enact a few scenes.. that should clear the bus. If not please PM me with your bus route and times :) xx
John Connolly is just a brilliant writer and an amazing guy, I have 'stalked' him a number of times and he is a love, witty funny, charming, could possibly get me to ditch the lesbian parade (he even gave me his home address a few years ago!) Don't worry John, I'm not your number one fan...yet!
The Blue Room by Nicola Griffith
Heart Shaped Box by Joe Hill, liked it such a lot and so glad I didn't know who is Dad was/is.
Heroes
Katherine Brooks, so young, fit and directing so many wonderful films... Oh I so need to send you one of my lame scripts... Together we could be... er Torvil and Dean...You could pick whatever colour sequin you want. (I'm happy in black!)
About me:
Strangely sane, sanely strange and yet a little crazy. Mostly just both of those three. I'm a wanna be writer. Or a porn star. Actually I'd settle for having 13 black cats (not literally)...and a Kate Mulgew/Catherine Deneuve/Sharon Stone/Jenna Jameson type stalker. Instead I get a reject Polish car-sales woman... Not quite the same thing at all!
Bad Habits
Writing slushy fan-fic. Trusting and then sleeping with weird wacko women. Falling for straight chicks. Falling for straight married chicks. Suffering insomnia. Playing with razor blades. Very bad but have not played with them for going on seven months - scrap that it is actually now one week three days. Am not happy, in fact deffo in a very dark place right now,so dark that a Polish car-sales woman sounds.... ick... sorry a dark place... say no more
Good Habits
At this moment in time, I don't think there are any...
Writing hard core slash f/f fan-fic. Attracting weird wacko women. Converting straight chicks. Converting straight married chicks. Helping old ladies around Tesco and/or giving them my last pint. Giving to animal charities. Despising women with kids that think they are doing someting so special by raising rug-rats that whine, snivel and snot all over the place, then want special parking places in supermarkets and towns just coz they opened thier legs at the wrong time of month. Same annoying cows want 'equality' so they can whine at home, drink gin, drive their jags and play at having a job. Parking in designated hetero-sprog zones in Tesco's and pissing them off (dead funny if they chase after you hurling abuse (especially if I am in my 'fuck off and die mood')oh they just run a mile!. Who I'd like to meet:
Cher
All time hero and reason for being alive. Heart of Stone saved me...
Joan Collins
My first 'proper' female crush - I do remember adding her to my address/autograph book when I was younger and getting my best mate to fake her autograph (not for financial gain - just so I could show off to all my mates!)I always wanted to be Dex Dexter in Dynasty coz he got to kiss her, lucky git!
Rachael Blake
A fab actress, stole my heart when she was in 'Home And Away' playing Mandy. In 'Wildside' she rocked. Sexy as fuck voice. Great to see her in 'Suburban Shootout', even if she isn't quite 'My Mandy'
Angelina Jolie
Back when she was a wild, knife loving, woman shagging, blood wearing bad girl. I do admire her devotion to World Peace an her Kids, but...well it's just not the same. Watch 'Girl Interrupted' 'Playing By Heart' and 'Foxfire'...she is just trouble. Bad. The kind of woman you were warned about but never managed to meet - no matter how hard you looked. Seeing her tattoo herself in Foxfire, it's just hard to breath through that scene it's just so intense. Ditto 'Gia', her and the v gorgeous Liz Mitchell romping...(not trying to detract from the serious side of the movie) I'm sorry, was getting all Porn Again here...But I want to meet her as in 'meet' not in 'meat', or 'eat'...I just want to know how the hell she got from the self-harming, knife obsessed wild child to earth loving mother. And then vow to never ever follow that route. Though I could try to be converted!
