When Albert Einstein's wife demanded him to explain why he slept with her sister, he said simply, "We were young, and she was willing."
My name is Melissa, you can call me any variation of my name that you like it doesn't bother me.
Feel free to bite, stalk and add me if you wish. It doesn't bother me at all.
I've always been very shy, so please try to forgive me if I'm not very talkative.
Ever since I can remember I've always had a strong attraction to the vampire.
I love music, I play the flute, piccolo, piano, guitar, and I'm learning the violin right now. I love classical music and heavy metal, I think it's amazing when you can find good band that can combine the two together. But I'll listen to almost anything, being lost in good music is just awesome.
I cut hair for the past three years in a small town, but now I work from home. I still do hair, but not professionally. I love to make people feel good about themselves.
I work in a jail kitchen with about 4 to 15 inmates on any given day. It's a lot of paper work and making sure the inmates does do anything stupid, but the guys are pretty good about doing their job most of the time.
I love to read and write.
I'm an atheist even though I grew up in an fundamentalist christian home.
I try to keep a positive outlook on life, even though it can be very tough at times.
I am a vegan.
I've always been a night person.
My comfort color is black and my favorite color is purple.
I have one dog, Twinkle is a four year old chi mix. He's my baby, I got him from someone because they couldn't take care of him anymore and we just bonded right away.
Jenny was almost a year old and she was an American Pit Bull Terrier and the biggest baby you'll ever meet, died 10/22/2010
RIP Jenny, I love you.
The Boss has been added to our family. He's a big black pit bull about three years old. They say he was used for fighting before but I have a hard time believing that since he's really just a big cuddle monster.
Things I Can't Stand:
1 People who complain about things they CAN control.
2 Religion
3 Day time television.
4 Abuse.
5 People who point out very obvious things.
6 Repeating myself more than twice.
7 When people leave the lights on in a room they aren't in.
8 When my brother leaves cabinet doors open.
9 Clowns.
10 Hats on me.
11 Driving.
Me-- “Courtney don't sit on the table it isn't sturdy.”
Courtney-- “Okay.”
--Ten seconds later *crash*
Courtney-- “Omigawd I thought you were joking!!”
Me-- *sigh* “... no... I wasn't.”
George Carlin: How come when it's with us, it's an 'abortion', and when it's with chickens it's an 'omelet'?
If you have a dog, you will most likely outlive it; to get a dog is to open yourself to profound joy and, prospectively, to equally profound sadness.
| What's your inner spirit? |
Wolf
You are faithful and cautious. You tend to run with a group of others and like to have others around you. You are brave and also gentle. |
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| Which Tim Burton character are you? |
Jack Skellington
You are Jack Skellington, you are mysterious, frightening at times, but most importantly, confused about what you want out of life. You are constantly changing your mind, never sure of what's really right for you. But because of your uncertain nature you are full of surprises causing people to be drawn to you. You make life exciting, your freinds never know what's coming next. |
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