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The website is slow, laggy and during the few minutes it took to even bring up one page and write a message! I got this reply after waiting for the page to even turn up! haha!



You have been THROTTLED.



You are trying to send too many messages through the Message Center in too short an amount of time.

How do you know if you are a Vampire Rave addict? I have been rooting around different peoples journal entries and this is the guy's first journal entry ! hahaa If it continues like this then it will be a HOOT!!!!!!! to read





YOU MIGHT BE ADDICTED TO VR IF...







You get angry when you realize joining a coven doesn't mean the same thing.



You wander cemeteries looking for a tombstone that reads "RIA".



You call the new kid at school a "whelp".



You automatically expect everyone to know what you mean by "The Rave".



You bought your child a premium membership for their 13th birthday -- and they aren't even a member!



You start stamping yearbooks, and rating them 1 - 10.



When you meet members in real life, you never call them by their proper names.



Your non-member friends won't let you call them by the "cool VR nicknames" you made up for them.



You wanted to paint or wallpaper a room in your house and asked to see the style sheet.



You look for the VR Store at the mall.



You've almost gotten into (or have gotten into) fist-fights over whether it was "vampire," "vampyre," or "wampyr."



You make a wav file of the "You have new messages waiting" voice and managed to put it on your answering machine.



You called Customer Service and asked to speak to an Acolyte.



You almost got fired because you slipped up and called the founder of the company you work for "Cancer."



You try to get favors in real life.



Your electric company sends you thank-you notes.



Your ISP sends you Christmas cards.



You look at people and just walk away.. asking them to message you when they've updated themselves...



You realize the hard way that "biting" isn't the best way to say hello to someone you don't know.



You also realize the hard way that stalking is an arrestable offense.



You actually expect to become invisible when you "lurk."



You consider "Nice profile!" a pick-up line.



You get homesick when you are offline!



You have more clothes from the VR store than from the local mall and department store combined!

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ChaosBleed
21:32 Jan 30 2008

ROFLMAO

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This may be moot, but I wont stand and be accussed of horseshit in public! No way! This is the orginal Kevin Costner picture I posted in our House Forum. One can see it doesn't stretch the frames, but rather fills them just the way I wanted it to be! Next time, you do something (whoever you are) be sure of your facts, and well if you are and only if you are, please quit embarrassing people for mistakes they may of made by writing about it in public!! That doesn't really say a lot about you as a person.



It has been noted by me and others, that other jpg's in the thread were resized without a word, and thats the way it should be. You get more respect for handling things that way.

Could they all be Vampires? ;)






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