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Definitely Impossible

20:24 Aug 23 2019
Times Read: 912


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Well, I broke down and decided to try Burger Kings' Impossible Whopper, just to see what it's all about. The patty itself is oddly perfectly shaped letting you know immediately that it is not a beef patty. The color definitely looks 'flame grilled'. But as for eating the thing. Lets just say, that they chose to make it a whopper, 1. Because they can naturally charge more for the name sake. 2. With the lettuce, tomato, mayo and ketchup, it can taste more like a whopper. And of course all of the before mentioned, can also be used to somewhat mask the taste of the non-beef patty itself.

Personally, it didn't taste too bad, but definitely doesn't taste like the beef whopper. It seems to be missing something....oh yeah...the taste of MURDER! Which any one that enjoys red meat, is looking for in their burger.
The texture was just off as well. They tried, but not quite right...and seemed a little chewier than a beef patty. Of course there was a stronger burnt after taste...that just wouldn't go away even after consuming plenty of Mtn Dew to wash it down...and after eating the back up classic safety net...double cheese burger, that I bought just in case ;)

All in all, was better than I had thought it would be...but the commercials and publications are a lie...it does not taste like an all beef Whopper. I guess perhaps they should spend a few more million on more R&D and try again. Or just do what everyone else does and call it a vegetarian or non-beef product...that tastes like a non-beef product. I suppose for those out there that have been brainwashed into being a Vegan, or just have never had an actual Whopper...it just might do for them. But I definitely won't spend another $5 for it, personally.

Whether or not you give a damn about my thoughts...there it is in MY journal....later!

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MistressPayne
MistressPayne
20:28 Aug 23 2019

But what WAS worth the $5...was his facial expressions while eating it. LOL





xTheCrookedCrossx
xTheCrookedCrossx
20:32 Aug 23 2019

At least I was brave enough to try it...even if it is against my religion!





MistressPayne
MistressPayne
20:40 Aug 23 2019

I couldn't. -shifts eyes- I'm allergic to non-beef products.

-snickers-





KarminaTheDarkAngel
KarminaTheDarkAngel
21:10 Aug 23 2019

So am I Payne lol
I think I'll pass on the impossible whopper .. maybe that's why they call it that ..because its impossible to make it taste like beef 😋





AbsintheandBlood
AbsintheandBlood
21:16 Aug 23 2019

I tried it today, wasnt too bad but I think whats missing is the cow fart.





War
War
21:35 Aug 23 2019

I'm on the fence about it, I prefer real cow not veggies made to taste like cow.





LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
22:00 Aug 23 2019



I LOVE Fever!!!

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HomicidalBitch
HomicidalBitch
22:36 Aug 23 2019

LMAO





Dakotah
Dakotah
16:59 Aug 24 2019

Nope, nope nope, not going try it. This Injun requires REAL meat to sustain his body. You are brave my friend.





 

16:57 Aug 18 2019
Times Read: 954


Well hell...Day off + Southern heat and humidity = lawn work. I guess I should get up off my ass and get to it, before it gets any hotter out there. -turns off procrastination switch-

At least the neighbors luv me LOL


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Dakotah
Dakotah
17:30 Aug 18 2019

Check out my journal entry #RavenYardWork, Bro. I made youa play list.





LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
17:51 Aug 18 2019





Dakotah
Dakotah
17:53 Aug 18 2019

I need to work on a #MogySauna Playlist.





Kraai
Kraai
15:39 Aug 19 2019

I here you loud





 

07:46 Aug 04 2019
Times Read: 1,048


Wow! What did I miss on here tonight...while I was busting my ass at work, trying to earn a living??? Why so much anger around here these days? I thought things were going nicely before work. People showing luv, thanks to Dakotah. (Shout out to you bro!)
Oh well, I will just kick back after a long evening...have a few drinks...and share a little luv myself. ENJOY!


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xXxPaynexXx
xXxPaynexXx
07:52 Aug 04 2019

I give this two thumbs up.





xTheCrookedCrossx
xTheCrookedCrossx
07:55 Aug 04 2019

Ummm...two thumbs up...where exactly? :P





LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
17:48 Aug 04 2019





LMAO!




LadyDarkRayne
LadyDarkRayne
18:14 Aug 04 2019

That is very fitting lol





xTheCrookedCrossx
xTheCrookedCrossx
18:35 Aug 04 2019

Lmao...depends on where its supposed to be fitting!








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