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It was spring break, me and a couple of friends were going to the beach. A few hours we see a hippie with a black box on the side of the road, we were thinking he might have some weed, so we pull over and asked if he wants a ride, he said , 'yes, but don't mess with my black box!' He gets in and he's holding this black box like it has his soul. My friend offers him a cigarette, this hippie takes it and says ''Don't mess with my black box!'' I offer him a lighter so he takes it along with telling him to leave his black box alone! After he lights the cigarette, I notice he pockets my lighter! I asked him for it back, but he kept saying, ''I DONT HAVE IT AND LEAVE MY BLACK BOX ALONE!!'' So I warn him, I said '' sir, if you don't give me back my lighter, my friend is going to pull over, and i'm going to beat the living sh!t out of you! I don't give a flying fuxk about your black box, but I will take it, I just want my lighter!'' But he kept saying he didn't have it, so my friend pulls over and I beat the hell out of this hippie, I find my lighter in his pocket and I pick up his black box. He's pleading for me not to open the box, after what just happened, I couldn't care less what he told me, so I opened the black box.



You'll never believe whats in the box.



IT WAS FULL OF LIES LIKE THE ONE I JUST TOLD YOU!!!