The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

[12:30:32 PM] Sophie Hall: It won't let me save D:

[12:30:52 PM] Sophie Hall: Not fair T-T

[12:31:02 PM] Sophie Hall: Let's see

[12:31:08 PM] Sophie Hall: Who's online...

[12:31:10 PM] Sophie Hall: There's

[12:31:12 PM] Sophie Hall: You

[12:31:23 PM] Sophie Hall: Marcus, but he's not talking to me apparently ._.

[12:32:08 PM] Sophie Hall: Oh here's Benny

[12:32:59 PM] Sophie Hall: AND He's fapping apparently >.>

[12:36:42 PM] Sophie Hall: BROSEPH ENTERTAIN ME



[12:37:16 PM] Joseph Albrecht: im trying to watch anime but i guess ill tell you another story



[12:37:23 PM] Sophie Hall: Yay

[12:37:35 PM] Sophie Hall: :3



[12:37:39 PM] Joseph Albrecht: so once upon a time in a land of...fuck i dont how about shig city



[12:37:46 PM] Sophie Hall: :I



[12:37:48 PM] Joseph Albrecht: there was a cat



[12:37:54 PM] Sophie Hall: Shig?



[12:38:06 PM] Joseph Albrecht: that cat is pointless to the stroy i just thought you would like to know



[12:38:12 PM] Sophie Hall: Yay



[12:38:38 PM] Joseph Albrecht: so um this one kid benny was in class one day

[12:38:40 PM] Joseph Albrecht: because



[12:38:43 PM] Sophie Hall: Oh wow



[12:38:45 PM] Joseph Albrecht: ya know school and stuff



[12:39:09 PM] Sophie Hall: And stuff



[12:39:12 PM] Joseph Albrecht: so benny got up from his work because he was done and he went to hand it in to the teacher



[12:39:22 PM] Sophie Hall: Mkay



[12:39:42 PM] Joseph Albrecht: this is pointless too i just thought you might like to know they have a working educational system



[12:40:03 PM] Sophie Hall: Barely



[12:40:03 PM] Joseph Albrecht: so anyway

[12:40:14 PM] Joseph Albrecht: our real hero is a boy named ...

[12:40:15 PM] Joseph Albrecht: um...



[12:40:21 PM] Sophie Hall: Tater tots



[12:40:34 PM] Joseph Albrecht: lets just call him...um...poopy pants mcgee

[12:40:41 PM] Joseph Albrecht: HEY WHOS TELLING THE STORY HERE



[12:40:45 PM] Sophie Hall: Aw I liked Tater Tots better

[12:40:47 PM] Sophie Hall: OKAY



[12:40:59 PM] Joseph Albrecht: FUCK YOU FINE OUR HERO IS NAMED TATER TOTS



[12:41:12 PM] Sophie Hall: Yay (heart)



[12:41:32 PM] Joseph Albrecht: so one day after tater tots gets done with his school work from his working educational system



[12:41:42 PM] Sophie Hall: Uh huh



[12:41:57 PM] Joseph Albrecht: he goes home early because fuck if i know i guess these schools let you go home early if you get all your work done



[12:42:10 PM] Sophie Hall: Ah like Saquaro?

[12:42:17 PM] Sophie Hall: Saguaro*

[12:42:19 PM] Sophie Hall: Whatever



[12:42:47 PM] Joseph Albrecht: ok



[12:42:58 PM] Sophie Hall: :3



[12:43:06 PM] Joseph Albrecht: so if your done commenting on my amazing story telling skills ill continue



[12:43:16 PM] Sophie Hall: Benny's done fapping

[12:43:17 PM] Sophie Hall: Okay



[12:43:33 PM] Joseph Albrecht: oh so do you want me to stop tell my story



[12:43:48 PM] Sophie Hall: Nope it's yet to really begin :P



[12:43:59 PM] Joseph Albrecht: YOURR DAMN RIGHT

[12:44:01 PM] Joseph Albrecht: anyway



[12:44:03 PM] Sophie Hall: :D



[12:44:08 PM] Joseph Albrecht: CUT DOWN ON THE COMMENTS



[12:44:17 PM] Sophie Hall: But I like to comment :O



[12:44:17 PM] Joseph Albrecht: SOME ARE OKAY BUT YOUR DISTRACTING



[12:44:19 PM] Sophie Hall: xD

[12:44:32 PM] Sophie Hall: MY CALLING IS TO BE A COMMENTATOR



[12:44:39 PM] Joseph Albrecht: so tater tots is walking home and he sees a cat



[12:44:48 PM] Sophie Hall: Meow



[12:44:59 PM] Joseph Albrecht: its the same useless cat so he gives -7 fucks



[12:45:06 PM] Sophie Hall: xD



[12:45:41 PM] Joseph Albrecht: so suddenly a

redneck rapist hobo jumps out of some bushes

[12:46:15 PM] Joseph Albrecht: tater tots being asian instantly karate chops the fuck out of our rapist hobo



[12:46:23 PM] Sophie Hall: Like Texas Chainsaw Massacre?

[12:46:27 PM] Sophie Hall: k



[12:46:41 PM] Joseph Albrecht: HOORAY FOR RACIAL STARIOTYPES

[12:46:44 PM] Joseph Albrecht: anyway



[12:47:00 PM] Sophie Hall: xD

[12:47:07 PM] Sophie Hall: Rednecks aren't a race



[12:47:37 PM] Joseph Albrecht: since he lives in detroit despite being extremely asian he just keeps walking since its normal



[12:47:54 PM] Sophie Hall: Oh that's scary



[12:47:59 PM] Joseph Albrecht: I MEANT HIM BEING ASIAN HE MUST KNOW KARATE YOU FUCK



[12:48:03 PM] Sophie Hall: xD I know



[12:48:58 PM] Joseph Albrecht: so despite being asian as a fucking sushi roll he is named tater tots since his parents too gave -7 fucks



[12:49:18 PM] Sophie Hall: Lol k



[12:49:28 PM] Joseph Albrecht: so anyway



[12:50:21 PM] Sophie Hall: Mkay



[12:50:39 PM] Joseph Albrecht: he came across a

few more redneck rapist hobos but since he is in detroit he gave - 7 fucks as he HADUKENED the everlasting redneck out of them



[12:51:13 PM] Sophie Hall: How many rednecks are in Detroit?

[12:51:19 PM] Sophie Hall: I thought it was all scary thugs



[12:51:44 PM] Joseph Albrecht: i dont know there is a jack daniels celebration going on so yea

[12:52:15 PM] Joseph Albrecht: so tater tots finally gets home but he forgets to take his shoes off

[12:52:46 PM] Joseph Albrecht: "TATER TOTS HOW DARE YOU NO TAKE OFF SHOES IN HOUSE YOU DISHONER WHOLE FAMILY WE MUST COMMIT MASS SUICIDE TO MAKE UP FOR DISHONER!"



[12:52:53 PM] Sophie Hall: Mm Jack Daniels is awesome

[12:52:58 PM] Sophie Hall: xD



[12:53:25 PM] Joseph Albrecht: says his more asian than chopsticks father

[12:53:43 PM] Joseph Albrecht: " DAD I SORRY PLEASE NO LET MY DISHONER DISHONER YOU



[12:53:55 PM] Sophie Hall: Aw he sounds like a pussy



[12:54:15 PM] Joseph Albrecht: I KILL SELF IN RITUALISTIC SACRAFICE TO BRING HONER BACK TO FAMILY"



[12:54:19 PM] Sophie Hall: xD



[12:54:22 PM] Joseph Albrecht: replies tater tots

[12:54:45 PM] Joseph Albrecht: "IT BE HELD TOMORROW AT P.F. CHANGS BECAUSE STORY TELL IS VERY RACIST"



[12:54:50 PM] Sophie Hall: Lol



[12:55:10 PM] Joseph Albrecht: replies his father



[12:55:19 PM] Sophie Hall: Okay xD



[12:56:01 PM] Joseph Albrecht: so that night

tater tots escapes on his dragon because i mean fuck whats the point of being racist if you dont go all the way?

[12:56:35 PM] Joseph Albrecht: anyway



[12:56:36 PM] Sophie Hall: xD



[12:57:07 PM] Joseph Albrecht: before tater tots leaves he makes sure he puts his all A+ report card on the table so his parents can see it when they wake up

[12:57:21 PM] Joseph Albrecht: he also packs a sushi roll and chopsticks because asian



[12:57:45 PM] Sophie Hall: Ew

[12:58:27 PM] Sophie Hall: HEY



[12:58:31 PM] Joseph Albrecht: what



[12:58:45 PM] Sophie Hall: Check out my status :3



[12:59:31 PM] Joseph Albrecht: ok



[12:59:37 PM] Sophie Hall: ^_^



[12:59:39 PM] Joseph Albrecht: should i continue my story



[12:59:43 PM] Sophie Hall: Yus

[1:00:05 PM] Sophie Hall: I wanna know what happens at the thingy :O



[1:01:42 PM] Joseph Albrecht: what thing



[1:01:58 PM] Sophie Hall: Er

[1:02:15 PM] Sophie Hall: The PF CHangs thing

[1:02:19 PM] Sophie Hall: YEah



[1:02:21 PM] Joseph Albrecht: oh



[1:02:23 PM] Sophie Hall: xD



[1:02:25 PM] Joseph Albrecht: well tater tots escaped



[1:02:32 PM] Sophie Hall: Oho~

[1:02:35 PM] Sophie Hall: What a tweest



[1:02:44 PM] Joseph Albrecht: so wait for the story to prgress you cunt

[1:03:02 PM] Joseph Albrecht: what do you mean a twist i already said he escaped



[1:03:03 PM] Sophie Hall: :I NO

[1:03:05 PM] Sophie Hall: xD

[1:03:07 PM] Sophie Hall: I know



[1:03:15 PM] Joseph Albrecht: ok whatevs

[1:03:37 PM] Joseph Albrecht: so as tater tots flys away on his dragon he hears his fzther wake up



[1:04:10 PM] Sophie Hall: Oh noes :O



[1:04:45 PM] Joseph Albrecht: as he gets father away he hear someone say "YOU ONLY GOT DA A+ Y U NO GET A++ YOU BRING DISHONOR TO WHOLE FAMILY TATER TOTS

[1:04:51 PM] Joseph Albrecht: WHERE ARE YOU



[1:04:56 PM] Sophie Hall: xD



[1:04:57 PM] Joseph Albrecht: WHY DRAGON MISSING

[1:05:05 PM] Joseph Albrecht: TATER TOTS RUN AWAY?



[1:05:07 PM] Sophie Hall: LOL Why do they speak Engrish?



[1:05:41 PM] Joseph Albrecht: HE BRING

DISHONOR TO WHOLE FAMILY FOR RUNNING AWAY



[1:05:49 PM] Sophie Hall: Lol xD

[1:05:56 PM] Sophie Hall: They sound like lovely parents



[1:06:05 PM] Joseph Albrecht: he then calls to his wife "HASH BROWN WAKE UP



[1:06:12 PM] Sophie Hall: Mmm Hash brown



[1:06:36 PM] Joseph Albrecht: FIND DA SUICIDE SWORD TATER TOTS BRING DISHONOR TO FAMILY



[1:06:58 PM] Sophie Hall: xD

[1:07:14 PM] Sophie Hall: My back's sore



[1:07:57 PM] Joseph Albrecht: he then wakes up his youngest son saying "FRENCH FRY GET READY FOR SUICIDE TATER TOTS RUN AWAY



[1:08:59 PM] Sophie Hall: I like all their names :P



[1:09:26 PM] Joseph Albrecht: french fry then says" BUT FATHER POTATO CHIPS I GOT A++ ON REPORT CARD!"



[1:09:36 PM] Sophie Hall: Lol



[1:10:32 PM] Joseph Albrecht: potato chips replies" HASH BROWN GOOD NEWS WE NO LONGER HAVE TO KILL SELFS FRENCH FRY GOT A++

[1:10:54 PM] Joseph Albrecht: but hash brown had already klled her self



[1:10:55 PM] Sophie Hall: Lol

[1:10:59 PM] Sophie Hall: Aw



[1:12:02 PM] Joseph Albrecht: the end



[1:12:32 PM] Sophie Hall: What happen to Tater Tots?



[1:12:49 PM] Joseph Albrecht: he escaped on his dragon



[1:13:02 PM] Sophie Hall: Oh



[1:13:08 PM] Sophie Hall: What happened after he escaped?



[1:13:17 PM] Joseph Albrecht: i should write

childrens books

[1:13:20 PM] Joseph Albrecht: well sophie]



[1:13:27 PM] Sophie Hall: Ikr xD



[1:13:28 PM] Joseph Albrecht: thats a story for another day



[1:13:41 PM] Sophie Hall: Ima actually copy and past this xD

[1:13:46 PM] Sophie Hall: and save it



[1:13:49 PM] Joseph Albrecht: when im feeling racist and i want to tell the story of the movie "return of the dragon"



[1:13:53 PM] Sophie Hall: lol



[1:14:16 PM] Joseph Albrecht: seriously ill just explain the plot of it from start to finish

[1:14:29 PM] Joseph Albrecht: it was a great movie

So I'm going to talk about my favourite artists on DeviantART just because I'm bored and you should go look at their stuff. OKAY LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED~



XcomickittyX - Oh my god, her Pasta Monster comic is amazing. Go read it. NAO



russias-crazy-fangir - She's a really cute, bubbly girl who likes creepypasta and is funny. Go look at her journals, they're very amusing. Her art is neat, too.



XxLevanaxX - I LOVE her art. She does a lot of creepypasta and slasher movie art. The texture of everything is awesome.



Lambtoots - Oh my lord. I cannot even explain how epic her art is. She likes Yume Nikki and Animal Crossing, and her art is just... really colourful and surreal. It's just beautiful.



Hapuriainen - She has really cool dress up games that I love, and she really likes drawing Disney princess as Pokemon trainers. Mind you, she's very spunky, but it can come off as rude, though I like it. She's very real.

I finally updated my profile. It's much better than before. It's small just because I don't have much to say, and I don't want to clusterfuck a bunch of pictures together T-T Anyway, come check it out~

Luis is in a much better mood compared to yesterday. I can't imagine him being in a good mood after what happened, though. Anyway, I got a teensy bit of love from him and now off to bed. Or whatever :P

Joseph is lecturing me on safe sex because I said I might lose my virginity to Luis sooner than planned. Joseph is also 11 years old... Yeah... kinda weird.

Mkay news:



I broke up with Nate on Wednesday. I don't know if I said this already... I got a UTI on Thursday for various possible reasons, but most people are blaming Marcus. I found out Luis is indeed in love with me, though he's in love with another girl, too. It was very bittersweet. Saturday I found out Marcus was in love with me. Was, as in past tense. I'm very upset but happy at the same time. I almost tried to kill myself for the first time in 2 years. I cut myself on my thigh and went into relapse on... Saturday, I think. I threw my razor blades away and I'm going to try to get better because I've been so crazy lately. Oh, and Luis and I got very... close on Saturday. It was wonderful~ He's been very affectionate lately

Sophie: xD

Psh

Ironically, this is like the worse time to be alike

'Cause me being me

and

As Travis put it "frisky and kinky"

I like

Rape

And

S&M

And

Submission and dominace

skdf

Dominance*



Luis: You wouldn't dominate me? =o



Sophie: Well

I would

Depending on my mood

But

I like being dominated

And shit

And my friends think I'm creepy 'cause if they hit me

I'll ask 'em to hit me again

And then I'll ask them to do it harder and harder

Until their hand hurts xD



Luis: Oh god =o

We'd be the best sparring partners~



Sophie: xD

Why?

'Cause I think we'd be better partners in something else ;o

IMEAN

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN



Luis: xD

We have so much sexual tension between us



Sophie: I should just teleport there and fuck you



Luis: I'd probably do you in the middle of class =3



Sophie: Imeanwut



Luis: Get us kicked out =3



Sophie: LOL

Okay

So

I'm not the only one who thinks about this?

'Cause I think that if we went to school together



Luis: GURL



Sophie: We'd be that annoying couple you see humping on the side of the school



Luis: WE'D BE FUCKING BEFORE YOU KNEW WHAT WAS GOING ON



Sophie: xD

Omg

I jus

t

*glomp*



Luis: Hey, we agree on something!

I broke up with Nathan. I feel terrible, but I'm not, nor have I ever been in love with him. And I'm in love with Marcus and Luis, as confusing as everything is.



I got a Urinary Track Infection. YES, I JUST HAD TO TELL YOU. I couldn't pee this morning, and then if I could it hurt and there was blood. Now I have pills that make it not feel like someone's gauging my urethra and makes my pee look like Tang. I also got candy and magazines out of pity, and I had no school so I stayed home and had le sexy tiem with Marcus for like an hour, until he passed out. I don't know how I got a UTI, Benny thinks it's 'cause of Marcus, Joseph thinks it's 'cause I pee too often, Luis thinks it's because I don't pee enough, my mom thinks it's because I wear thongs, and I think it's because I insist on masturbating while I pee. IMEANWUT.

SOMETHINGS RISING AND IT AIN'T CHEESUS. - Marcus

Luis: Thus I'd be a terrible boyfriend for you~

Sophie: Naw I think you're the bee's knees

Sophie: I just want to watch movies with you and smoke pot and give you blowjobs under blankets and shit

Sophie: er

Sophie: Yes

Luis: Okay.

Luis: That's it.

Luis: ~Throws a wedding ring at you~

Luis: Marry me bitch

Sophie: :O

Sophie: *kisses*

Sophie: Okay

Luis: ~Takes the ring back~

Luis: After your love rectangle settles down though =o