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YOU'D BE CRUSHED IF I WERE A STONE.



I'D FALL ON YOU IF I WERE A TREE.



AS A BIRD YOU'D BE SHIT UPON BY ME.



AS AN INSECT I'D STING YOU.



AS A MACHINE, I'D STOP WORKING FOR YOU.



IF I WERE A TOOL, I'D NOT LET YOU USE ME.



I'D POISON YOU AS A FRUIT.



AS A FLOWER MY SMELL WOULD KILL YOU.



IF I WERE THE WEATHER, M Y STORM WOULD RAGE AGAINST YOU.



A CREATURE I'D BE TO STALK YOU.



IF I WERE A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT, MY SOUND WOULD BRING YOU DOWN.



MY PROFESSION AS AN ASASSON WOULD BE TO KILL YOU.



AN ANIMAL TO BITE YOU WITH DELIGHT.



IF I WERE ANYTHING IN THE WORLD, YOU'D BE HURT.



MY COLOR WOULD BE BLACK FOR ATTACK.



MY FRAGRANCE WOULD BE ONE POISON TO YOU.



A HATE EMTION FOR YOU.



KILLING YOU WOULD BE ASTATE OF FEELING.



AS A VEGATABLE, I'D STINK SO YOU'D NOT EAT ME.



AS I MAKE MY SOUND,IN IT YOU WOULD DROWN.



IN MY ELEMENT, YOU'D CEASE TO BE.



BY RAMON PRIDDY