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Watchmen
03:14 Mar 28 2009
Times Read: 571

I saw Watchmen today! ^^ It was a really good movie. There was a ton of action and blood and what not. But there was a lot of sexual content you could say. But the movie was still great!

yayyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

16 Ways to get kicked out of WALMART!!!!!
23:37 Mar 24 2009
Times Read: 573




16 Ways to kicked out of Walmart!

ENJOY!!!!



1. Walk around dressed in Black w/ a fake walkie talkie while humming the Mission Impossible theme.And When someone asks what you're doing yell "Look out!" And push them behind a shelf.

2. Go into a dressing room and yell "There's no toilet paper in here!"

3. Play hide and go seek in the tire section.

4. When the announcements come on get on the floor and yell "The Voices! They're back!"

5. Have a friend push you in a grocery cart and yell "The British are coming!"

6. Stand in the freezer in the Frozen Foods section.

7. Put a bra and thong in a really macho looking man's grocery cart.

8. Go up to random people and whisper "I see dead people"

9. Pass out Bananas to random people.

10. Attempt to fly off a high shelf.

11. Throw Confetti on people who walk into the store.

12. Take a can of orange juice and lead a trail to the bathroom.

13. Go to the meat section and yell "You must be ashamed!"

14. When you hear music randomly start dancing.

15. This step is the most important: Run from security.

16. start wearing the bras and underwear outside ur clothes and run around with fairy wings and a stick yelling "I'M A PRETTY FAIRY HA HA HA!"

Have you ever been Mello?
21:54 Mar 23 2009
Times Read: 578

*NOTE:THIS IS NOT MY VIDEO. THANK YOU*



if you want to watch it, copy and paste this address into the address bar =(^.^)=



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sV_fb-vY6Hs







Mellow

By Spacekats





Have you ever smoked a big fat Cuban cigar?

Have you ever hitched a ride on a shooting star?

Have you ever seen red when it should've been yellow?

(Whoa-oh)

Have you ever been mellow?

(Mellow..... mellow..... mellow......)

{C'mon!}

Have you ever seen a day that don't turn to night?

Have you ever been wrong when you thought you were right?

Has it ever been said "You're a jolly good fello?"

(Whoa-oh)

Have you ever been mellow?

(Mellow...... mellow...... mellow......)

{Yeah!}

-On your marks set, get ready let's go!

Listen up kids I'm comin' with the flow.

Comin' with the flavor, somthin' you can't flavor.

Now I wanna see you on your best behavior.

So throw your hands up.

Come on follow me!

Jack's goin' out to the old bank.

Ricky, Ritalized geezer, what can I say?

Walk with the ladies?

No way.

Now "bang. bang." goes the beat of the drums.

Shake your bum, 'cause we just begun.

Boom. Boom. Get jiggy with me.

I'm the UK's number four MC.

Wham, bam. Catch me if you can.

You want something to do with it?

I know a man.

He's called B.B. and he's up with some funk.

Better riot. Your taxi will come.

-Have you ever smoked a big fat cube of cigar?

{Yeah!}

Have you ever hitched a ride on a shooting star?

Have you ever seen red when it should've been yellow?

(Whoa-oh)

{Have you ever been mellow?!}

Have you ever seen a day that don't turn to night?

Have you ever been wrong when you thought you were right?

Has it ever been said "You're a jolly good fellow?"

(Whoa-oh)

Have you ever been mellow?

(Mellow.... mellow..... mellow.....)

{Let's go crazy!}

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

{Does it really matter if you've never been mellow?}

{Does it really matter if you've never been mellow?}

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

{Jamie! Shine the magic torch!}

Have you ever smoked a big fat Cuban cigar?

Have you ever hitched a ride on a shooting star?

Have you ever seen red when it should've been yellow?

(Whoa-oh)

Have you ever been mellow?

Light Yagami
03:51 Mar 21 2009
Times Read: 583

I just decided to write my opinion on Light Yagami from the manga series Death Note. If you don't like manga or death note or just don't care at all, well I'm not asking you to read it. I just felt like writing it!

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Grrr...Light Yagami just HAD to kill everyone didn't he? I mean he killed L!!! It's not right. Then he kills everyone else! He kills all the awesome people. I mean don't me wrong, I love Light as much as the rest of them but geez. He was on a murder spree, but if you have a notebook were you write people's names and they die, I might get carried away too O.o......

Oh well, Light still dies anyway. Justice is served!

Something totally weird and unexpected....
00:11 Mar 19 2009
Times Read: 591

I HATE YOU

YOU HATE ME

LET'S GET TOGETHER AND KILL BARNEY

WITH A KNIFE IN THE BACK

AND A 2X4

NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR!!!!



Yes, I told you this was unexpected