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11:03 Mar 29 2006
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VLAD'S POTIONS/MIXES
I asked my Vlad if I could put these on here and he said yes :) just to let you know he's not gone and his genius remains:)
THE BIG BOOM!!
When brake fluid is combined with Chlorine, it causes a massive chemical reaction of heat anf fire. One could put Chlorine in a tightly sealed metal container, a small vodka bottle filled with break fluid, some nuts & bolts, and more Chlorine. If one were to throw that on the ground....the glass bottle will break inside and mix, causing a MASS amount of pressure in that metal. I think you know what happens about ten second after you drop it, but you better not be around. v---v
Shock Attack!
Mix some Mercury with Nitric acid, and rubbing alcohol. Then out it in a bottle and throw it.
Take a Whiff
By simply mixing Ammonia and Bleach, you will create a rough form of Mustard Gas (The Breath of Death)!
The way I prefere my cocktail is made something like this. Since I prefere plastic for this particular cocktail... I will use a thick plastic container such as a juice bottle. Fill the bottle almost to the top with gasoline. Next....Tightly stuff a fairly long cotton cloth into it, making sure to leave some cloth hanging a few inches out the top. This cocktail has more power inside it than you can imagine...
especially if you use a 1-2 gallon container! *I would hate to think of what would happen if someone set the little cocktail under the plastic gasoline tanks installed onalmost ALL modern cars, and then LIT IT. That would likely set the entire car on fire, melt through the tank, and explode. v---v
One can obtain flares at most hardware stores. You may use it for alot of fun but nasty things. After you light the flare you will see a very bright light from the part burning. It's heat is between 680-880 Degrees. It will smash a window in 3 seconds and burn through a once inch peice of metal in 50 seconds. You can surely do wonders with this object.......It's Handhled Fire From HELL;)
Apricot seeds contain a suprising amount of Cyanide in them. If an amount of seeds are cracked, then misted with water and let sit awhile.......the Cyanide becomes much stronger. Funny thing about Cyanide....it's undetectable unless specifically looked for. v---v
Greek Fire:
1) Add 100gm's of Potassium Nitrate in beaker.
2)Add 100gm's of Charcoal in beaker.
3Add 50gm's of Sulphur in beaker.
4)Add 50gm's of Sugar in beaker.
5)Presto!
Combine 70% Potassium Nitrate (found in drug stores under the name "Salt Peter") with 20% Charcoal (activated charcoal), and 10% Sulphur. Grind all of these well and combine them. This is BLACK maigc POWDER.......a violent reaction will occur when flame is applied.
And that folks is all of them, for now.
*meeeeeeeOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW*
10:59 Mar 29 2006
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That's exactly what my cat sounds like when she's in season, which she SO is. -_- she's yowling her head off day and night and won't leave me alone. So me and mum have a cunning plan heh heh heh. No we're not gonna superglue her motuh shut! We're gettin our friend to bring over her male cat Elvis, who hopefully shall *ahem* get it on with megan. They were quite, quite pally last time he stayed over here, so in a few weeks hopefully we shall have some kittens. I want to keep one and call it Vlad.
And the reason I just told you that load of twaddle was because I'm bored and can't think of what else to say.
oh parents.
11:37 Mar 28 2006
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Giggling over e-mails my mum was sending me today. She sounds so formal it's funny lol. Even more so on the phone. When you think I'm the only one who hears her say "I'll kill that fucking cat" and then hear her say (in a fake voice that all mums use on the phone) "hello, Julie speaking...."
I'm quite sure that when I started this it had a meaning in it somewhere......but now......it don't.
PRIVATE ENTRY
22:59 Mar 23 2006
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spello #2
21:24 Mar 23 2006
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Oh dear.....it's happening again.....
Re: leeds meet up
Posted: 18:53:09 - Mar 22 2006
Times viewed: 28
Know Leeds pretty, well grew up there, but won't come.
I have a few points.
1) I think it should have been: know Leeds pretty well, grew up there, won't come.
2) What on earth is the point of posting that you won't come? Obviously someone wants to move up the rankingsl so badly they think nonsensical posts make sense. And to see their image all over the site.
3) Why oh why are you doing this? I really wanted to keep my dinner DOWN thank you very much.
4) Can't resist this: " baaaa baaaaaa"
So, what with looking out for more spello's, this should be very, very fun!!!! *evil grin*
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
20:09 Mar 23 2006
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YAY JUST TALKED TO VLAD!!!!! YAY YAY YAY!!!!!
spello's #1
15:00 Mar 22 2006
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Ok, here an example.....
Just a few for various reason, most have amazing portfolios to.
I'm so sorry, but I think reasons should have an s on the end of it, and the "to"? double o my dear lol.
THET FUCKING SLAG
Actually, I think you spell it THAT
lordy, lordy, lordy
09:24 Mar 22 2006
Times Read: 808
Well, I have a true story for you peeps. It happened yesterday. It involves me and my friend, let's call her Selene. Now, I was in the library at college in last lesson because I had a free, and I was reading Little Women. About half an hour into the lesson I decided to go to the toilet (trust me, there is a point to telling you this) and when I got in there, I found my friend Selene throwing up. She was in a really bad way. When she managed to sit up, I got her some water, and asked what was wrong.
She was stoned out of her face. And the people that had given her the weed had just left her, she could have fallen down a ditch and died, the state she was in. So, being the angel that I am, I stayed with her through last lesson, patting her back, holding back her hair, telling her it was going to be ok. She was scared out of her wits about her mom and dad finding out, she couldn't go home. So I got a temporary bus pass in my name for her, for my bus. She came home with me. When we got in, I put her on the sofa, covered her with a blanket and put some water and a bucket at her side.
She just lay there, and I got to thinking. 1) If I ever find the fuckers who did this, they shall be tortured beyond belief. 2) I really do love my friends. I can't describe how I was feeling. I only knew I wanted to protect her and take care of her. In the end her very pissed off mom came to get her, but she doesn't know about her being stoned, so it's ok. See, her mom is very, very strict with her. Too strict. She's never allowed out, or to see friends, or to talk on the phone. So you can see why she panicked about her. She's fine this morning though.
Also, Jay and I were on the phone for two hours. Talking about what I don't know. His mom keeps threatening to chuck him out, so he's going to get his own place. I just want him to know, if he's reading this, that I'm here for him, no matter what, and I'll visit him in his flat. (And probably clean it too lol). I did some Readings for us. I have these playing cards with tarot meanings on them. Every time I did it we got wedding or joy and possible pregnancy. 0_o. Which of course made him giggle, and say "hahaha you're going to get married and have a kid!" yeah, thats all well and good hunny, but....what if it's with you, eh???? hahahahahaha now I've scared you, and my journal entry is finished for today:) lol. Bye!
PRIVATE ENTRY
23:47 Mar 17 2006
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hehehe14:37 Mar 10 2006
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ohhhh some people. They think they're funny by taking the piss out of me. Y'know calling me names and stuff like that. But they're only making themselves look stupid. It's not my fault they're so insecure *giggles* they are just so stupid. And now all of you know that
spelling12:35 Mar 10 2006
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Ok here is an example of bad spelling:
I was driving round with a good mate when he put a cd in his cd player. Thebad are called E nomine, they are German ans sing bits from the Bible and The Book Of The Dead. Its like Nightwish but more powerful and operatic.
They are amazing. You must check them out.
Now the person who wrote that is OBVIOUSLY using a language as yet undiscovered, so I thought I'd translate the highlighted words.
bad= band.
ans= and.
:(15:08 Mar 08 2006
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vlad was my first friend on here. I'm going to miss him so much now things are the way they are now. If you're readin this vlad. get in touch. miss you.
just to tell ya
11:13 Mar 08 2006
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I might not be active on here for a bit. I'll be online, just not talking much. I'm trying to get loads more favour for my house. Talk to me on msn if you want to:)
That's a load of bullshit about me not talking. Two three hours after writing that I can't help it. Have to chat on here. Just realised that hangman opens in a separate window. Blonde-ness! oh lordy....wonder how long it'll take for lord vampirio to make a comment on this.....
awwww
10:53 Mar 01 2006
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awwww I went to see my new cousin Lila-May last night. She is SO small and cuuuuuuute!!!!! lol. She just lay in my arms sleeping......it was the most amazing thing ever. To think she's only four days old. And when her little hand held my little finger...well......I couldn't speak....it was very emotional for me. Coz I'm going to be like her big sister.....like Laura(mum) was like my big sister. :) She smiled at me and opened her eyes.....just the most beautiful thing ever
hangman
10:49 Mar 01 2006
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C O U L O M E T R I C A L L Y
erm.....what the fuck????? how did I get that right?
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