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Sex Questionnaire



I did this for a friend and am now supposed to repost it so they can do it for me.....we'll see how that goes....um preferably inbox me the replies if you don't mind.



1. Would you want to be on top or bottom?



2. Would you pull my hair?



3. Would you whisper in my ear?



4. Would you talk dirty to me?



5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue?



6. Would you say my name?



7. Would you suck me and jack me or both?( UM THIS DOES NOT APPLY TO ME HAHAHAHA)



8. Would you let me give you a hickie?



9. How many rounds would we go?



10. What would you wanna do afterwards?



11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly?



12. Would you lick and bite me all over?



13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point?



14. Would you want me to take my time?



15. How kinky are you, 1-10:



16. Would you want me to go fast or slow?



17. Where would you wanna do it?



18. Would you be loud or quiet?



19. Would you mind if I licked you? Anywhere?



20. Would you do it today?



21. Would you do it tomorrow?



22. Would you call me in the morning?



23. How much of a tease are you, 1-10:



23. Will you repost this so i can answer for you

Zero - Who was your last text from?

someone worth forgetting.



One - Where was your default picture taken?

at a grave yard in downtown florence.



Two - Your relationship status?

es loco....



Three - Have you ever lost a close friend?

yes



Four - What is your current mood?

hungry!!! waiting on my lunch date :)



Five - What's your brother(s) name(s)?

Bradley



Six - Where do you wish you were right now?

anywhere but here



Seven - Have a crazy side?

that's an understatement.



Eight - Ever had a near death experience?

oh yes....

Nine - Something you do a lot?

interwebs. i'm the internet PR person for my dance troupe. I live on the web haha



Ten - Angry at anyone?

No, more like frustrated.



Eleven - What's stopping you from going for the person you like?

I don't really know what I want therefore I am in a rut.



Twelve - When was the last time you cried?

November 9th 2009. One year anniversary of my Mother's death.



Thirteen - Is there anyone you would do anything for?

yes! wanna meet one? check out IsabellaCruor on here.



Fourteen - Who do you think about when you are falling asleep?

depends on what mood i am in. o_0



Fifteen - Do you have pictures of animals?

on myspace



Sixteen- What was the last thing in your mouth?

toothbrush



Seventeen- Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?

Maria



Eighteen- What is your favorite song?

Me and Mrs. Jones.



Nineteen- What are you doing right now?

this.



Twenty- Who do you trust right now?

I trust nobody fully.



Twenty one- Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?

i have no idea....



Twenty-two- Last girl you hung out with?

Ana!!! (IsabellaCruor)



Twenty-three- Do you enjoy drama?

only theatrical.



Twenty four- Describe your life in two words.

constant change.



Twenty five- Who are you thinking of right now?

someone i have no business thinking of.



Twenty six- What should you be doing right now?

laundry, cleaning, and my belly dance work.



Twenty seven- What are you listening to?

Robert talking.



Twenty-eight- Does it annoy you when PEOPlEzz TAlk likE THiS?

yes...so don't do it.



Twenty nine- Who was the last person who yelled at you?

the guys that whistled at Ana and I.



Thirty - Do you act differently around the person you like?

everyone does at first. and then you settle into yourself.



Thirty one- What is your natural hair color?

dark brown



Thirty two- Who was the last person to make you laugh?

Ana



Thirty three- Who was the last person to make you sad?

Robert



Thirty four- What do you think is/are your main seven deadly sin(s)?

sloth haha



Thirty five- Is your hair naturally curly or straight?

straight



Thirty six- Has anyone ever called you "scrumptious" before?

not yet...



Thirty seven- do you enjoy reading?

immensely



Thirty eight- Gone skinny dipping in the past week?

in the shower



Thirty nine- Do you use smiley faces on the computer?

;)



Forty -Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?

several times.



Forty one- Are you happy with life right now?

in a sense.



Forty two- Are you currently jealous?

no.



Forty-three- Have you ever been suspended from school?

LOL OH YEAH



Forty four - What were you doing Friday night?

last friday night...since today is friday...i was watching Indian Fusion dancers at UNA



Forty five- Have you ever had your heart broken?

yes.



Forty six- Have you ever broken someone's heart?

yes.



Forty seven- Is there anybody you're really disappointed in right now?

there is



Forty Eight- What are you looking forward to?

liberation from debt!



Forty nine- How late did you stay up last night and why?

10:30.



Fifty- Does anyone like you right now?

yes...

Ok, so not really....that would be ridiculous. But, I have realized that I am being very stupid about something very stupid. I am chasing shadows and fantasies and that is just pointless. SO, I have decided to cut it loose. I will miss it, it was very fun, and it had such beautiful potential to make me very happy. But, it's spinning tires in mud and it won't be long before it's worn out on the other end as well. So, in an attempt at self preservation, I will be the one to cut the cord. Yay for me. I've preempted let down for once.

Brandie, I just wanted you to know that you are the flame of my heart. I love you more with each passing day and with each passing day i cannot imagine a love stronger than what i feel for you. I miss you so badly and cherish every moment that i am blessed to get to spend with you. You are my heart, my love, and my life. I just got off work and miss the nights we would snuggle up together. To my chagrin, i fear that it may be a while still, but i would wait an eternity to be able to come home to you just one day. I love you and will see you as soon as time permits.



-With all my heart,

Robert





wow. lol. what did i do to deserve that?

No, we didn't win the competition but it really didn't matter! Lol, we were the only gypsies in cabaretville so we didn't really expect to take the prize, but we really were not expecting the feedback we got. The crowd was on fire!!! It was amazing. We met world famous dancers who actually complimented us!! It's quite surreal to have that happen. I can only liken it to if the lead singer of your favourite band was like," Hey man, that was awesome." Amazing experience.

that I can't say no to a Marine haha.

All I need in life is a group of like minded individuals.



All I want in a lover is someone who can hold my attention and participate in the conversation.



All I need from you is to fit into one of the categories.

As above, so below. I'm contemplating deleting this. Not sure yet, will see.

that when I made a VR profile, I put on there "will gladly have cyber sex with you anytime, anywhere."



get a clue.



flirting is one thing, i'm a natural born flirt, but the just blatant nonsense that has been spamming my inbox is ridiculous.



you should be more careful when approaching me...i'm a ninja....

COMMENTS

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placidchaos
05:43 Nov 08 2009

I see, so instead of cyber mace, do you have cyber shuriken? It might be a much better cyber deterrent.

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ThothLestat
14:46 Nov 08 2009

*nods*

I don't even have a picture of myself on my profile & I get such correspondence. 'Tis a funny place.



ninjas 4 life!

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POST COMMENT

My shadow's

Shedding skin and

I've been picking

Scabs again.

I'm down

Digging through

My old muscles

Looking for a clue.

I've been crawling on my belly

Clearing out what could've been.

I've been wallowing in my own confused

And insecure delusions

For a piece to cross me over

Or a word to guide me in.

I wanna feel the changes coming down.

I wanna know what I've been hiding in

My shadow.

My shadow.

Change is coming through my shadow.

My shadow's shedding skin

I've been picking

My scabs again.

I've been crawling on my belly

Clearing out what could've been.

I've been wallowing in my own chaotic

And insecure delusions.

I wanna feel the change consume me,

Feel the outside turning in.

I wanna feel the metamorphosis and

Cleansing I've endured in

My shadow

My shadow

Change is coming.

Now is my time.

Listen to my muscle memory.

Contemplate what I've been clinging to.

Forty-six and two ahead of me.

I choose to live and to

Grow, take and give and to

Move, learn and love and to

Cry, kill and die and to

Be paranoid and to

Lie, hate and fear and to

Do what it takes to move through.

I choose to live and to

Lie, kill and give and to

Die, learn and love and to

Do what it takes to step through.

See my shadow changing,

Stretching up and over me.

Soften this old armor.

Hoping I can clear the way

By stepping through my shadow,

Coming out the other side.

Step into the shadow.

Forty six and two are just ahead of me.





Um, so for those who don't know. I'm a hardcore Tool fan. And I love this song like woah. So yeah, I put it here. Toodles.

It involves my two of my three favorite hobbies and combining them in a way I should have been smart enough to think of before..



and no, one of the hobbies i'm referring to isn't belly dance.



will update with results.

Randomness of the Day:



Don’t forget to relax. Quite possibly the best quote I have ever gained from a horoscope. And it was a facebook horoscope at that. Honestly, that one little app seems to be very attuned to my life. People often get confused by me when I speak about astrology and what not. They often think that I am someone who solely relies on it to make my decisions, they are completely wrong. Truthfully, the only time I really use it is when dealing with people. I have found that the basic breakdown of each sign can be a very indicative tool when learning how to cope with another person. It has helped me a great deal in knowing myself and has helped me to help others as well. (Isn’t that right, Megan and Max? o_0)



Or maybe not…lol…should I read my cards to see if that’s true?…..Just kidding.



Vampire Rave:



I was not aware I was an attractive lady until this website haha. I’ve been called many things before, but VR has brought about two new words to the list: tempting and gorgeous. O_0



Well, where as I can’t necessarily agree, I most certainly appreciate the compliment and am not to stuck up to admit I enjoyed them haha. I’m a Leo, and anyone who knows anything about us knows that we love attention, affection, and sex HAHAHA. Which, no, that does not mean flood my inbox with “Hey, baby wanna chat on my cam?” I can be a sexual female without having to chat about it with you. In fact, I’ve done fabulously without you so far :D







Lioness:

I am feeling my fire sign today, haha. We have a small appearance to make downtown today and If I can breathe around 5:00 p.m. I will consider going to it. When I’m in a mood like this is when our dances are the best,. Can’t beat Gypsy sass mixed with Leo’s fire.





And that’s all really. It’s 8 am here and I have no business being awake on an off day! So, two Tylenol, a sinus cold and flu pill, some hot tea, then to the sheets with me!

What type of day are you having?

An emotional roller coaster.



Was there anyone who "made your day"?

Yes, there was.



Are you liking how you look today?

Like I've had a fever for two days and it finally broke.



Do you have anyone crushing on you?

Just Roberto that I know of.



Have you ever eaten a bug?

Perhaps....but never willingly.



Are you vegeterian?

I was for 2 years.



When was the last time you kissed someone?

Yesterday.



Have you ever had something stuck between your teeth, but no one decided to tell you?

Yes, the bastards.



Are you a mother or a father?

Nope.



When was your last paycheck?

Two weeks ago, Friday.



How many pets do you have?

2 kitty cats. Sebastion and Juniper



What kind of toothpaste do you use?

Crest.



Are you closer to being rich or poor?

I'm a pauper haha.



Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?

Yes, I do!



What was the last gift someone gave you?

Maria gave me a lovely jacket.



Do you appreciate that person?

I do.



Are you on any type of drugs?

Just for the cold.



Are you in love?

Yep



Have you ever been in love?

Yes



Do you even believe in love?

I believe in a thing called love...



How many things are you really thinking about right now?

Bunches.



Did you talk to anyone you didn't like today?

everyday. i don't waste my time on people i don't like.



Do you like picnics?

Mhm.



Have you finished school yet?

Trade and High school yes, working on College



What is/was your worst subject?

MATH!!!



What's your father's middle name?

Maurice.



Are you American?

I'm Native American, actually.



What kind of mood are you in?

Pensive.



Are you waiting for anything?

For Evan to come to his damn senses.



Are you going to bed after this?

Perhaps.



Have you ever watched Fahrenheit 9/11?

No, but I've read Fahrenheit 451 and I love that book.



Where were you September 11. 2001?

Sitting in class talking with Clint and Whitney.



What book are you currently reading?

Waiting to get payed so I can read the New HON book



What song did you last listen to?

Paparazzi



What movie is in your DVD player?

Ever After



How many windows are open in your computer?

4



Are you a very stressed out person?

Sometimes



Has your mom ever been on television or in the paper?

Yes.





Do you have a beach house?

Nope.



Where do you live?

Florence



Did you honestly miss Melrose place?

No.



Do you ever watch Bold and the Beautiful?

Sure don't.



Do you sometimes watch the news?

Occasionally.



Have you ever seen a UFO?

Nope.



Do you believe in aliens?

Sorta.



Do you like Jerry Springer?

Not rly.



Have you ever been to world trade center?

Nope.



What is your favorite magazine?

Fangoria



How many times have you gone to a foreign country?

None.



When will you next go on a plane?

Dunno



When did you last go on a plane?

Never.



Do you watch football sundays?

When I'm off.



Do you read Perez Hilton?

Yes, he's such a saucy wench.



What are your thoughts on Disney Channel?

I love Disney.



Have you taken all the cool quizzes on QuizPox.com ?

Nope.



Do you like Techno?

Not really, I like techno influences.



Do you like Dr.Phil?

No, he's an ass. But, sometimes he gives good advice.



Do you like Oprah?

NO!



Do you ever want to get married?

Someday.



What is your favorite country?

Japan.



Do you like animals?

I love kittys and some dogs.



Do you like High school musical?

Didn't watch it.



Are the Jonas brothers cute?

yeah, does that make me a pedophile?



Do you have an ipod?

nope



Do you watch TV alot?

nope



Are you afraid of the dark?

Nope, just afraid of what is in the dark. lol