The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

04:35 Nov 29 2008
Times Read: 804

OMG Stikki you are one sexy beast of man!

05:23 Nov 27 2008
Times Read: 822


I'd almost call this a sign of some viral infection spreading rapidly through the population. Of course aren't viruses what causes "vampirism"? lmao





"haaaallllo! Im Lucy.

yes! its true! im one of only 6 member from the royal vamppire families!!

Im shy but when you get to know me im really fun and bubbly.

you could callme a goth....but im just me,i love wearing black...=P

people say im emo or a goth or a rocker or mosher, but as i said i kinda am but ill let you decide.

Im 14(but i look older =P)

I love music and art.

I go to Coolmine. and I F**KING LOVE VAMPIRES!!! XD hehe =]



The thirst I feel makes me a monster, a freak, or fiend. The power it gives me makes me a goddess, a legend, a queen. The knowledge it gives me makes me wise, a brain, an oracle. Lover, friend, pure, demon, powerful, innocent, predator, prey, tainted, evil... me "

20:36 Nov 26 2008
Times Read: 833

I've been taking care of my personal VR business and noticed that it has been a while since I have given anyone a "You Fail" stamp, I feel like I'm letting down the community lol.



I've also awarded the 16th Mark of Xzavier today. The Mark to protection stamp ratio is something like 1:3. I've only given out around 30-40 stamps out of the nearly 300 friends I have on my list. I take pride in being able to give protection stamps and those who receive the Mark I also feel a need to take responsibility for their actions. It's a good thing :)



Here are the rating stamps I have used over the years (excluding my current one):































Ah the memories :D

09:17 Nov 26 2008
Times Read: 860

Why can't people read the guidelines for profiles and portfolios, especially ones that are listed ON the page?



"these are photos i like...

i will not post any of my "real" face."



I don't care but all of the photos in your portfolio are copyrighted and not by you.



Idiots!

06:27 Nov 26 2008
Times Read: 864

If light could be wrapped around the Earth it could go around the equator nearly 7 times in one second.



Light speed (c) is equal to 186,000 miles per second.

23:20 Nov 24 2008
Times Read: 909

"Correct me if i'm wrong, but we can talk about this within the "Vampyric Community" but we don't need to talk about it around or to mundanes. at least thats what i get out of the veil."



Oh give me a break you self-righteous and delusional twit.



You are why people think those who are interested in or claim to be vampiric (in any sense of the word) are a bunch of nut jobs.



Mundanes? Veil? It's called psychosis when you hear voices, you know that right?



You wanna know what I get out of the veil? It's saying "self termination is the best course."



[Prick]

07:00 Nov 24 2008
Times Read: 926


A picture is worth a thousand words, so what about two? Special thanks to AYW and his humour.

08:18 Nov 23 2008
Times Read: 954

Being covered in afterbirth turned me gay!



My convo with AYW (from the bottom up)



On 08:15:56 Nov 23 2008 (-0 GMT) atyourwindow wrote:



not after seeing the sexy ayw , cant blame ya lol j/k



On 08:08:45 Nov 23 2008 (-0 GMT) Xzavier wrote:



I crawled out of it, I've seen the promised land and that ain't it!



On 08:07:28 Nov 23 2008 (-0 GMT) atyourwindow wrote:



someday you will come around and know the pleasure of da pussy lol



On 08:06:20 Nov 23 2008 (-0 GMT) Xzavier wrote:



Well if I can resist the other pussy you like I can resist that pussy too! lmao



On 08:00:56 Nov 23 2008 (-0 GMT) atyourwindow wrote:



aww just look at that face, how can ya resist a kitty like that? lol



On 07:45:36 Nov 23 2008 (-0 GMT) Xzavier wrote:



Seriously? I'm not a big fan of cats like that, still kinda cute.



On 07:41:41 Nov 23 2008 (-0 GMT) atyourwindow wrote:



im thinking of getting a kitty like this.



[[Picture of cute but odd looking cat]]

04:33 Nov 23 2008
Times Read: 958

All Hail!



"I am the King of Magick and the Dark of the Moon, hidden in the deepest night. I am the mystery of the Otherworlds and the fear that coils about your heart in the times of your trials."



I am the King of anal seepage and the dark of the mystical world of prostates.



I am also quite sure you need professional help. Please call this number 900-up-uranus.

05:10 Nov 22 2008
Times Read: 976

Only 9,900 pages to go before Sire :D I don't plan on starting my own Coven any time soon.

17:33 Nov 21 2008
Times Read: 1,009

Band, bands, bands and more bands! *pulls hair out*



I get that music is important (everyone does) but does that mean you need to list the names of a thousand groups who no one's heard of but you!?



Come on, put it in a scroll box or your journal or come up with a top 10 not top 329.



I'm just going to start automatically rating profiles with massive lists (including quizzes or questionnaires) a 1. It's stupid, seriously.



Yeah you have the "right" to fill your profile with dog door but I've got the right to think you're a retard :)

02:22 Nov 21 2008
Times Read: 1,073

O.o girl the fat black woman inside of me is about to testify!



"FAT PEOPLE ARE GROSS!! no one wants to see your cottage cheese fatty giggly thunder thighs.. you think your hiding all that descusting grossness from our delicate fragile eyes by covering it up with your cheap XXL polyester pants that you get from fat people are us or what ever... BUT YOUR NOT!!!! AND that giggly arm fat under your "bisep" (if you even have one, unless you ate it. fatty) NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THAT EITHER!!!! i mean your thighs are so big, i cant even tell if you have an ass! seriously!



AND FRANKLY ITS DISGUSTING HOW FAT YOU ARE!!! ya,,, YOU THINK WE DONT NOTICE? HA!!! THATS ONE REASON I THINK FAT PEOPLE ARE STUPID>> THEY DONT KNOW HOW TO EAT RIGHT AND DONT KNOW HOW TO GET THEIR LAZY ASS UP AND WALK WITH OUT WADDLING like a fucking duck.. your an insult to the duck!



you are vile, disgusting, gross, abominable, i dont see how anyone could love you, and you need to go to a fucking gym!"



---Ok, well first of all Mrs anorexic twig I'd rather have the taste of a fried chicken leg in my mouth then constantly shoving my fingers down my throat to puke up the water and daddies cum I had for breakfast.



Who the hell do you think you are for your fried hair, lilly white ass talkin smack like you gonna do something. Girl I swear if I wasn't molesting this apple brown betty I'd be sittin on your ass using you for butt floss.



Speaking of molesting, we both know the only reason you hate fat people is because the only person who will even look at you is your step daddy and thats just because you started giving hand jobs at the age of 12.



Where as me, in my fine voluptuousness, I get the pick ofall the big, and strong, and hung stallions. Why? Because I have pride in myself, because I take no prisoners and because no man would want to touch a dried up husk of a twat you got when they could play for hours in my honey pot.



I mean seriously baabay do you not smell that dried up vomit stuck your clothes? Or what about the fact that your nails are chipped, hair falling out and honestly, you taste like salty garbage.



I'm here, I'm black, I'm 350lbs and YOU have just been served!



//word

01:35 Nov 21 2008
Times Read: 1,091

I have learned the key to the secret of Dylan's pufferfishyness!!! And I only had to take off my shirt to get it ;)

23:00 Nov 20 2008
Times Read: 1,112

Here are some "sorta" jokes I came up with the other day. They may be offensive but remember they're jokes...so get over it :)



"When they censor Jewish porn they don't black out their junk the black out their noses"



"I failed the Klan's entrance exam because my uncle and cousin were two different people."



"I'm sorry babe but I'm to tired for sex, your brother wore me out."



These I think I may have heard before but I can't remember.



"How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't do anything" An alternate would be "None, they're too busy screwing the white chick"



"How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? How many can you fit in a Mazda?"

18:21 Nov 20 2008
Times Read: 1,117

Your Status: Necromancer (Level 27)



You have completed 74% of this level.



Pages Viewed Score: 26 x .30 = 7.8

Time Spent Score: 28 x .50 = 14

Ratings Score: 26 x .10 = 2.6

Database Submissions Score: 28 x .10 = 2.8

Total Score: 27.2

Referral Points: 0

Referral Modifier: 1

Mark Bonus: 2%

Mark Modifier: 1.02

Total Score: 27.2





Total Ratings: 8789

Total Database Submissions: 485



I can almost taste Sire!! *weeeeeeeeee*

16:53 Nov 20 2008
Times Read: 1,121

I find it odd how some on here complain about not being able to express themselves in a way they'd like and then go on to bitch about someone for doing just that, expressing themselves.



Jealousy, cowardice or maybe both?

13:47 Nov 20 2008
Times Read: 1,132

As long as you believe in yourself, thats all thats important *rolls eyes*



"im emo and very strange i beleve in vampires and i am one."

10:23 Nov 20 2008
Times Read: 1,143

You have got to be joking!



"she lives in a world crazy with pain and lost emotions, thirsting for lust and power what she craves is not what she wants she cannot control her longing desires."



I mean seriously are you kidding me with this!?



CD, you're a BAD influence on me ;D

06:41 Nov 19 2008
Times Read: 1,164

"Pūrṇam adaḥ pūrṇam idam

Pūrṇāt pūrṇam udacyate

Pūrṇasya pūrṇam ādāya

Pūrṇam evāvasiṣyate. "



That is whole, this is whole

From the whole, the whole is subtracted

When the whole is taken from the whole

The whole still will remain — Isha Upanishad.



An early description of infinity, 500-400 B.C

21:55 Nov 18 2008
Times Read: 1,185

"For those with faith they need no evidence, for those without faith no evidence will do."

16:39 Nov 15 2008
Times Read: 1,216

"i,m what my friends call a humani vampire. a humani vampire is someone who can walk out into the sun , but can not be out in the sun for to long.we can eat what other people eat but we still get sick from it.we still hunger for blood as do other vampires.we feel cold but yet warm to the touch.humani vampires can read minds and see the future.we are not strong like other vampires are.we can blend in with people becaues of what we can do it makes it easyer for hiding."



Delusional, anemic, easy to burn (so white) and incapable of using a single grammatical concept.

16:08 Nov 15 2008
Times Read: 1,218

Ah busy busy



VR

-Lux Aeterna, ACM

-Infinitus Serenus, Detail, Forum, Message, News Master



Sci-Fi

Star of the North, Forum, News Admin

The Jedi Order, Regular Member



I love it :)

10:32 Nov 15 2008
Times Read: 1,234

Not only is this person married to Edward Cullen but "I can use my mind to create a shield of protection around myself and whoever I chose"



Does that mean my car won't run you over?

00:46 Nov 15 2008
Times Read: 1,248

"I am an Vampyre"



When will it end!? *cries* lol



Whelps

04:05 Nov 12 2008
Times Read: 1,269

This is why CryingDutchess and I will be getting married:



"G'night, lovey-face -- and you really are funny when you exert yourself on the more worthwhile stuff. You're almost as brilliant as I -- so to hell with the sayers of nay. Let the jackasses enjoy their hay!! (Oh shit, I have channelled Dr. Seuss)"

19:06 Nov 11 2008
Times Read: 1,280

"Oh light speed, the tachyon doesn't arrive until it has left you."



Sadly that took 2 days to come up with, be grateful! lol

22:50 Nov 01 2008
Times Read: 1,311

Never ask a Southerner "Hows it going?" you're liable to get more than you bargained for.