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FINALLY! I can bite all you bitches back! I hate you all!

Ah I finally made it to Shadow so now I can bite all you bitches back. Especially you wife of mine, you got it coming.

I hate sayings like were you raised in a barn or something. Yes, as a matter of fact I was. Quite frankly that shouldn't be made as an insult. My barn was pretty cool except for the flies. Think before you speak, some were raised in a barn and it could be a good thing.

Maybe I should add the Rave to my hate list. I'm losing my wife to the Rave. She's always on it or she's thinking of new things to put on her site. I HATE THAT. Just kidding or I wouldn't be on it too.

Whatever that is. I think it's called fleas. But whatever. When I get to level 3, I will come biting all of you people back. Especially you, wife of mine.

My wife says I should be somewhat tamer on the Rave than Myspace. No hate blogs here. I', punking out. Am I becoming a pussy? I hate that shit!

Do they just make up these words? Or is it desighned to make you look stupid. Hey they don't have school on a farm. I hate that!

I hate these damn flies buzzing around me all the time. I can't live on this damn farm anymore. Too many freaking bugs.