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The dentist pulled my tooth out

and he thought it was such fun

he grabbed his pliers

and dental pryers

and pulled another one.



"Yippee! Hooray! What awesome fun!"

he shouted out with glee.

He grinned a grin

then went back in

and pulled out number three.



Then number four and number five

and numbers six and seven

were followed by

a cheerful cry

Of "Eight! Nine! Ten! Eleven!"



He took a few more from the top

and some from underneath,

he yanked them fast

until at last

he'd pulled out all my teeth.



Without my teeth I cannot chew;

I just eat soup and mush.

But don't be sad

I'm kind of glad--

I'll never have to brush!



By My Brother Christopher

Love Him Dearly

COMMENTS

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RaineyLustfulBites
00:48 Mar 10 2009

wow painfully

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martin
21:38 Apr 10 2010

very clever

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I've got a lot of presents

that I'd like to give to you.

I'll give you all my Brussels sprouts

and all my liver too.



I'll give you all my gym socks

when they really start to stink.

I'll give you all my pens when

they are running out of ink.



I'll give you all my broken toys

and empty jars of paste.

I'll give you all my bubble gum

that's chewed and lost its taste.



I'll give you all the dust balls that

I found beneath my bed.

I'll give you all my batteries

as soon as they are dead.



So have a happy birthday,

you're a special friend indeed,

and please accept this trashcan

full of stuff that I don't need.



By my Brother Christopher

Love him dearly