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Adam: Okay, I'm going to go take a fat piss now."

John: "Wait... Did you just say that you're going to take a 'fat piss'?"

Adam: "Yes, I did."

John: "What the fuck, exactly is a fat piss, Adam?"

Adam: "I don't really know... I think it's when your penis hole is too big and it comes out sort of like a waterfall."

John: "Damn, you just made a new fact right there! That's amazing, Adam!"





Haha, I have crazy friends, yes, I know!

She (me) was swimming in a lake, just randomly by herself no reason necessary, when she suddenly was being pulled down, down, deeper deeper by a man, a guy, she couldn't grasp what was going on, but next to him was a woman, she seemed kind when the woman glanced in her direction, but still she struggled to free herself "I like to torture them first," said he. He dug her (me) deeper and deeper to the bottom of the lake, though no pressure occured to me.

They took her (me) to an abandoned ship -- or, at least, a sunken one where there were many other people (?) swimming around in clothes, only at the BOTTOM.

She (me) was confused.

They were all talking about who was "getting the first dig in" and then suddeny she (me) was released, she started swimming away as quickly as possible, but the one that seemed kind caught her and dug into the flesh of her beating neck, then another person was on the other side of her neck, feasting. They explained it to her, and she was confused, she swam up to the shore than ran into the city not sure what had just happened.

The next day she woke up with herself feeling sticky and wet -- her sheets were black so she was confused.



She was bleeding in multiple areas.







And that's something that happened in a past life of mine.





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