So, today I helped out a friend by telling him that the Colonial Pipeline, which incidentally is not far from my house, was beginning to come back online. He wanted to know if we were experiencing gas shortages here in Alabama. I advised him that we were.
Just because I helped him out, I feel like I am the best person ever and that I should receive some type of medal preferably made of platinum or diamonds . . . maybe emeralds.
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AbsintheandBlood
01:45 May 12 2021
Well Damn! How about a box of shiny marbles and a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?
Theodora
01:46 May 12 2021
What kind of jelly?
AbsintheandBlood
01:50 May 12 2021
Grape duh!
Theodora
01:56 May 12 2021
I was thinking you'd say Boysenberry. You seem highfalutin like Boysenberry.
AbsintheandBlood
02:07 May 12 2021
Boysenberry is for people who work in a law office. Lmao
you're too much Wendy!
LadyWiccanMoon
11:49 May 12 2021
Hey I will top you all Raspberry I am happy to say is the best here.....and it is the best dagnabit!!!!