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I blow smoke on the mic just to get you high too, Cuz when I spit a damn verse, no tellin' what it might do to you, So I keep it cool, calm and collected, But if you piss me off I might just choke you with ya necklace, Strangulation, Total mass asphyxiation, Might grab Black Acid and RMC, Call it triangulation, Triple threat, 3 young men both fucked up in the head, Call your moms after you're dead to tell her how red your blood bled, Homicidal, not suicidal, I wanna kill you, Cuz after that, I'm not liable, Take a polygraph test, Lie the whole way through, Walk straight up outta there cuz I spit nothin' but the truth, I tell your girlfriend to come over to my house just to piss you off, No fuckin', Ho so ugly I got her in the doghouse, Tell her to run to the kitchen and make me a damn sandwich, Play it off cool, tellin' you she havin' her Manwich, Then you come by the crib with your whole fuckin' convoy, But I've had guns trained on you since you hit the driveway.

A little boy walks up to his grandpa as grandpa is drinking his beer.



The little boy asks "Can I have some?"



Grandpa replies "Can your dick touch your ass?"



The little boy walks away in defeat.



A little later the boy walks up to his grandpa as grandpa is enjoying a bit of chew.



The little boys asks "Can I have some?"



Grandpa replies "Can your dick touch your ass?"



The little boys walks away, defeated again.



After dinner Grandpa walks up to the little boy as the little boy is eating cookies.



Grandpa asks "Can I have some?"



The little boy replies "Can your dick touch your ass?"



Grandpa says "Well yes, it sure can."



The little boy smiles and says "Well you can go fuck yourself then, because Grandma said these are mine!"

To whomever wrote " noose you should go have someones father die in your arms again": Fuck your entire life all the way to your grave. I hope the demons in Hell torture you for all of eternity.

Pick it up,

Spin the cylinder,

Drop it.



There's one in the chamber.



Squeeze, click.

Squeeze, click.

Squeeze, click.

Squeeze, pop.



I'm still here.



Thank God.

Look into my soul

Do you see the resemblance?

I am you, which is me

Set my mind on fire

You can't grasp that we are one

I am a monster

Release me from your heart

I can't be here any longer

Feed me hate, shut me out

I will be free soon

I am your savior

From this destruction

That I have caused



I AM A FUCKING MONSTER



*unfinished*

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ScArrLeT
16:42 May 03 2012

awsome!!

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