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NO IM TO OLD TO NETFLIX AND CHILL WE GOING TO GET SOME POPPY EYES AND FUCK WE GOING TO CALL IT CHICKEN AND DICKEN

my ex texted me and said please delete my number . I texted back who is this lol He was mad cause he was broke down on the side of the road and he saw drive pass. As got up further i saw a sign saying we have beer colder then your ex heart i thought that he was more toxic the covid he said i gave you the world i said you gave me ptsd . So he kept pissing me of so i switched out my neighbors dog toy with a vodoo doll covered in bacon grease now we wait lol ...

lol kids aint shit . So today i spent my morning on the phone and at the store trying to figure out how to unsuper glue my sons ass cheeks yeap you heard me right his damn ass cheeks. So the story breaks down like this my 11 years comes in the living room while im sitting in my comfy chair with my morning coffee looking like a constipated penguin. I look and but my head back down then raised it up and asked the question how the fuck did that happend well i was playing with the glue and what the fuck you mean you were playing with the ok but how did it get stuck to your ass cheeks well i had to scratch and laughed. lol right no the the mother fucker asked me to google it i said hell naw you not finna put me on somebody pervert list asking google some shit like that.kids aint take your ass back to school.................. all fun and games yall just a joke

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MrsBradley
23:46 Feb 13 2021

lmaoo thank you so much for the laugh.

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Dear WAP

Today I decided per our agreement to let you breath free stretch your legs drip down my leg.If you good enough i may take you on a walk but cheers to you my dearest
WAP

you dont know my pain . you dont know my damn pain when you have to jump in your jeans lay on the be and make sure you have lotion on you will never understand .To wear a thong and dont see it ..... Am i the only one damn i guess im so full of my self ,,,,

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OdellBACKHAM
10:31 Feb 13 2021

You’re not the only one

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im so pissed about this damn pandemic it has its ups and downs.but it seems like its driving people crazy . I live in a small town so it was never really much to do here anyways but now the only thing even worst is that alot of people have become addicted to drugs and alcohol . Me too not as fair as the drug part but the drinking it was getting out of hand so i decide to just give up start getting into hulu. And has anybody watched the chilling adventure of sabrina it was so fucked up and to many questions left un answered .

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LadyxSilvana
04:00 Feb 13 2021

I agree its crazy and weird out there more than ever.

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