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A woman was having sex with her

lover in her apartment, 20 floors

high Suddenly she heard her

husband arrive. She told her lover,

stay like a statue and don’t move.

Husband: Who is this?

Wife: This is a robot I bought to

have sex with when u r travelling.

Husband: Ok, let's have sex now!

Wife: No sweetheart, yesterday I

got my period. So I will go & make

a cup of coffee 4 u. After she left the

husband said

'Damn it I'm so horny, I will sex

this robot!

He tried making love wt d robot. The lover started

talking in a metallicrobotic way:

'SYSTEM ERROR! WRONG HOLE!

SYSTEM ERROR!

WRONG HOLE'.

Husband: Damn it! Robot is not

working properly. I'm throwing it

out of the window.

The lover realized that he was on

the 20th floor so he said:

'SOFTWARE UPDATED'

PLEASE TRY AGAIN!

COMMENTS

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ScarlettCeleste
16:20 Jul 05 2012

haha this is really clever :P very funny

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SilentWhisper
06:42 Jul 07 2012

Oh lol, what the fuck!

That was really funny! Hahaha :D

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