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Toons on Drugs
15:50 Jan 25 2008
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Speedy Gonzales

Hey, c'mon. Was there ever a rodent when Amphetamine

abuse is so obvious? And did you notice, he runs out and gets the food

for

everyone, but does he ever eat any?



Elmer Fudd

No question, the boy trips on Ecstacy. I mean, listen to that

laugh, would you?



Wile E. Coyote

Now here's a total PCP burnout case. Not only does he feel

no pain, but he's too brain damaged to know he's licked.



Yosemite Sam

Another Angel Dust suspect. His aggression knows no bounds,

but despite being shot by cannons at point blank range, he just gets

madder

and meaner.



Snoopy

Of course, likes to trip out with grass. Mostly, he's pretty

mellowed out, but when he gets his paws on that Hash Oil, hey, its WWI

flying Ace time.



Olive Oyl

Probably Dexatrim abuse, maybe some amphetamines. Who is that

skinny?! She might even be anorexic, she IS always giving her burger

to her friend. One side question, what the heck are Popeye and Brutus

thinking? They almost made the list for dating her.



He-Man

This is an easy one. I mean c'mon. Roid monkey #1. "BY THE POWER OF

ANABOL!!!!!!" Makes me want to root for Skeletor. Alone in his

castle, hitting the weights. And on top of that he even injects the

stuff in his pet tiger. Animal Abuse!



Yogi and Boo Boo

We all know what is really in those picnic baskets. They go back

to the cave and trip. Another side: Are they gay? I mean, take a

look at BooBoo. Not that there's anything wrong with that.....



Droopy Dog

The number one downer abuser in toon land. Can't someone slip him an

upper every year or two. The only time I ever saw him happy is when he

sees the picture of the babe.



Dopey (Dwarf)

He openly admits it. The other dwarfs deny involvement but they are

under investigation. Allegations are that Doc is writing some extra

'scripts' for Sneezy and all the guys partaking are afloat.



Daffy Duck

If he isn't using crack, Marion Barry is clean. He is so wired he

bounces around on his head without pain. Blows his beak off all the

time. Some symptoms might be from "daffiness" but Haldol wouldn't

work for him.



Shaggy

By far the #1 suspect. His clothes, his hair, his bad goatee, the boy

converses with dogs. But all of this is nothing until you go to the

Munchie Factor. Anybody who averages 9.3 dog treats (scooby snacks)

consumed per episode smokes pot. And look at the way he and his

friends painted that van!