LEO - The One Who Waits
(7/23 - 8/22)
Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Great in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goody. Easy to talk to. Won’t ever leave you. If you leave them, they will always wait for you because they will always love you. Everything you ever wanted. Someone you should hold onto. The one and only.
CAN YOU TOP THIS ONE?
A concert in Ireland
At a U2 concert in Ireland , Bono (the lead singer) asks the audience for some quiet. Then he starts to slowly clap his hands. Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the microphone...."I want you to think about something. Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."
A voice from the front of the audience yells out...."Then stop clapping, ya asshole!"
You Got To Love the Irish!
Fla. sheriff targets illegals By MELISSA NELSON, Associated Press Writer
Wed Jun 27, 2:27 PM ET
The sheriff's department has developed a remarkably effective — and controversial — way of catching illegal immigrants: Deputies in patrol cars pull up to a construction site in force, and watch and see who runs.
Those who take off are chased down and arrested on charges such as trespassing, for cutting through someone else's property, or loitering, for hiding out in someone's yard, or reckless driving, for speeding off in a car.
U.S. immigration authorities are then given the names of those believed to be in this country illegally.
"It's not wrong for them to run, but it's not wrong for us to chase them either," said Sheriff Frank McKeithen, who created his Illegal Alien Task Force in April to target construction sites in this Florida Panhandle county.
Immigrant advocates say the technique is repugnant, and the ACLU says its constitutionality is questionable.
Illegal immigrants are leaving town. And builders are worried the crackdown will deprive them of the labor they need to take part in a building boom in which Panama City's Beach cheap spring-break motels are being torn down and replaced with high-rise condos.
The sheriff said the raids are justified under a long-standing Florida law prohibiting employers from knowingly hiring illegal immigrants.
His department has conducted dozens of these raids over the past three months, sometimes using five or six patrol cars, and has reported more than 500 people to immigration officials since November.
The Mexican American Legal Defense Fund is investigating the arrests because "the intimidation factor is of great concern," said Elise Shore, regional counsel for the organization.
Benjamin Stevenson, an attorney with the American Civil Liberties Union in Florida, said he finds the tactic troubling.
"Why are they sending out six or seven agents to investigate a paper crime, and are they causing them to run in the first place through intimidation?" he asked.
As the debate over illegal immigration plays out in Washington, McKeithen is among a growing number of state and local officials taking it upon themselves to enforce immigration laws that up to now were regarded as a federal responsibility.
For example, Farmers Branch, Texas, is trying to prohibit apartment rentals to illegal immigrants in the Dallas suburb. Georgia passed a law requiring employers to verify the immigration status of all new employees.
Barbara Gonzalez, a spokeswoman for U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement in Miami, would not comment on the sheriff's tactics.
McKeithen has asked Florida Attorney General Bill McCollum for a legal opinion on his tactics. A spokeswoman for McCollum said the office is researching the request.
McKeithen is already under fire from civil rights groups over the videotaped 2006 death of a 14-year-old boy who was roughed up by guards at a juvenile boot camp operated by the sheriff's department. Eight former employees are facing manslaughter charges.
The sheriff said that more recently, his officers have been making fewer arrests of workers who flee, and are concentrating more on asking employers for the paperwork on their employees. Sheriff's deputies then arrest workers whose documents are found to be fraudulent.
Mexican illegal immigrant Jose Madrid, 28, said he has been unable to find a construction job over the past six weeks because of the crackdown, and hasn't been able to send money to his parents and his 7-year-old son back home.
"We immigrants, we are leaving Panama City. People are afraid they will be deported," he said. "The companies don't want to hire illegal people. Now they're only hiring those with papers."
Developer Louis Breland is finishing the first phase of a $750 million beach condo project.
"Subcontractors could not function without immigrant laborers for painting, rebar and steel work. They are the best workers," he said. "Without them, the cost of construction would be 10 times as much and nothing would get built."
And I didn't think it was possible for ANYONE to have an orignal thought for a movie in this season of three-quels...
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day.
"Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian Saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?"
Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a Valentine to?"
"Osama Bin Laden,she says.
"Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in shock.
"Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a Valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit.
And if other kids saw what I did and sent Valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."
Her father's heart wells and he looks at his daughter with new found pride.
"Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."
"I know," Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines could shoot the fucker."
I just knew it...
I just KNEW if I went to one of those sites from the flashy banner thingies on hangman I was gonna get mad...
Extra small MY ASS....
Do they not make these kinds of clothes for NORMAL women???
And all this time I have been blasting people for just throwing a link to their myspace/vampirefreak/whatever profile instead of putting a profile here for crying out loud, and what are some of the links? Links to MYSPACE.
Holy crud...
just...fuck...
I mean really...why is it that I have to relive the really painful things? And why is it that someone can make me remember those things because of their own situations?
I hate being played. I really do. The one time it happened, it tore my life in half....it took months to get to the point where I could talk to anybody online again...I could barely function as a human being for feeling SO dead inside.
Worse part of it is, I just plain felt stupid. Stupid because I bought into the whole lie, hook, line, and two smoking sinkers.....mainly because I wanted to believe it so badly...I wanted someone to get me out of where I was, and I though he could do it...
He lied.
again.
and again.
and again.
*banging my head on the desk*
I knew it would happen- I knew if I got involved in someone else going through this, I was going to remember, and remembering was only going to make me sick all over again...
Now listening to someone else's lies only serve to re-animate the voice from my own past, and HIS lies to me...and it hurts...
And the worst part of it is, I can't actually do anything, because I don't know what the truth is anymore. I don't have anything concrete to go on, just inferences and subtle whispers and flippancies...
Some one needs to talk to me...and tell me why
MENTALGRANDMA
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PokeMe and SEDUCTIVESADIE Are still here, but I am sure once they no longer have the ability to bother anyone, they too shall drift off to find someone else to annoy...
I have PMS
I have a busted arm, and three doctors who can't agree on ANYTHING
I have SEVERAL SHARP, SHINY, SWORDS...
any questions?
*hauls soapbox out yet AGAIN*
I don't know what is worse...dealing with or doing without...
I have, on several occasions here of late, made the observation that there were a great many new kids on the block *tongue firmly in cheek*. The problem is, along with that observation, came the realization that for some reason, THIS particular crop of newbies have caused the I.Q. level of Vampire Rave to drop considerably. The bulk of the whelps in this influx have been rude, crude, and socially unacceptable, not to mention guilty of flaming, rate bombing, inept profiling, abysmal language skills, and if nothing else, being downright nasty.
I do not come here to be insulted. I come here to talk to like minded individuals who are intelligent, articulate, and broad minded. I come here to enjoy myself.
I do NOT come here to wallow in filth left in my profile simply because some half-assed moron thinks it is cute.
I do NOT want to have to bring in industrial cans of either pine sol or raid in order to enjoy myself.
I realize there are only certain things that will get you suspended, even for a week or so.
Something tells me that the criteria is about to grow around the edges just a little.
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*sigh*
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find
out anyway!
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a
cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed
to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload,
we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it
was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up
appeared that said:
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'You got Male!'
PeeWeeHerman
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Date: 20:18:15 - Jun 13 2007
Rating: 10
Comment: hey fat woman want to eat me?
THIS wasted amount of DNA has actually been suspended, but only until June 21...*sigh*
*pulling soap box out of the corner and dusting it off...*
In case you don't know what that means, let me enlighten you. That means that I, as a Southern woman (notice the difference) am about to do some serious unloading on your ass. What brought this on was a recent entry in VW39's journal of a description she found on someone's profile. And then she had the unmitigated gall to run and hide before I saw it....chicken shit...*chuckling*
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This being the section from this ignorant's profile:
"Ok, me name is Sarah. The only ones who can call me Huddlebuddy, Huddlebunny, and Dirty Midget Whore are me close friends. I love animals and if I find out you are cruel to em I will hurt you. For proof you may ask Dustin Musia he knows. Antyways, I'm not the smartest of people so if you get a weird look from me I most likely did not understand what you just said. I'm a gullable person. I love findin out what words used to mean like aunt used to mean whore. I also am random if you can't tell. I am a southern girl and wouldn't want it any other way. Cuz I love bein southern. Cuz we know how to live and have a good time while from what I can tell northerners can't do as well. I love the way I am I don't see the point in changin for anyone cuz if they don't like me as me then theres no point in even talkin to em. Tis very easy to upset me anyone who messes with me friends will be in so much trouble with me. There are people to this day I still can't stand just cuz they've upset some of me friends"
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Well, let me tell you something, people. I for one am tired of people equating Southern with stupid. Either from people who don't know what being Southern is all about, or people like that twit who seem to think that making themselves look stupid and then trying to justify it by saying they are southern and proud of it is somehow supposed to make it all okay...
It isn't.
I, for one, have a high school diploma.
I, for one, have a college education, which includes, but is not limited to, a minor in honors English. That means I can spell, punctuate, and write correctly. That INCLUDES the words the, four, and ate. I do not need to resort to numbers to make a point, or type in all capitals so that people on-line can "HEAR" me.
If you are going to act in a stupid or trashy manner, do us ALL a big favor......
DO NOT insult the rest of us who were born and bred in the South, were raised to use proper English, and have enough respect for the education we earned to USE it and type properly. It is not cute, it is not an excuse, and I personally am not amused when you do so.
For future reference, as an addendum to my previous rant about how I rate, ANYONE typing like a retarded monkey on crack and trying to justify it by saying they are "southern" will get an automatic ~1~
No exceptions...
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*soapbox duly returned to it's appointed corner*
On 04:06:58 Jun 14 2007 justice4vamp wrote:
hello redqueeen......how can i become a vampire like u?
On 04:15:50 Jun 14 2007 RedQueen wrote:
If I were a vampire, I would tell you- but I am not, so I guess you will have to find your information elsewhere- sorry
On 04:18:11 Jun 14 2007 justice4vamp wrote:
ok....wat if i told u i'm a vampire and really i'm not.....dont u think i like telling the truth?
On 04:20:21 Jun 14 2007 RedQueen wrote:
I would certainly tell the truth, as I hold truthfulness most dear to me. But just because I would tell you I am does not mean I would tell you what to do. I see no reason to lie to you.
On 04:27:29 Jun 14 2007 justice4vamp wrote:
ok..thanks for the truth..i like pple who tell truth....are u marriad?....can we have some chat on yahoo or msn?
On 04:30:22 Jun 14 2007 RedQueen wrote:
I always tell the truth- it saves time and energy trying to cover up bullshit.
Yes I am married- and happily so
I am not on my own computer, so I do not have any messengers at the moment- and I prefer to keep VR people on VR for the most part.
On 04:35:20 Jun 14 2007 justice4vamp wrote:
ok..dats good..is ur man a vampire as well?
On 04:36:00 Jun 14 2007 RedQueen wrote:
No- he is a dragon
On 04:44:37 Jun 14 2007 justice4vamp wrote:
ok.i see....i really enjoyed talking to u....i just liked vampires teeeth..lol
On 04:46:13 Jun 14 2007 RedQueen wrote:
Nice talking to you too- goodnight
On 04:48:57 Jun 14 2007 justice4vamp wrote:
but i'm looking 4 a vampire woman to marry..wat do u think
On 04:52:48 Jun 14 2007 RedQueen wrote:
I think you are talking to the wrong person.
FROM: justice4vamp
ok..i wanted to tell u to connect some one 4 me..well have anice day..bye
I swear...*sigh*
I knew coming to Canada was going to be hard....paperwork, licenses, permits, etc. etc. etc. ad nauseum...
I knew that people would look at me funny because of my accent...but thankfully it has all been in a good sweet way...lol
But dear lord people....all I wanted was a slaw dog...how hard is this to comprehend-
HOT DOG + COLE SLAW
You have hotdogs on the menu
you have cole slaw on the menu
how hard is it to put the two of them together, and not look at me like I asked you to barbecue the Queen Mother?
I was driving to the store to pick up some odds and ends, and I passed a van that had the following hand written on a sign in the rear window.....
ONE BEDROOM FOR RENT- CHEAP
0_o?
A Mexican, an Iraqi, and a redneck girl are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls
out his pistol, And shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico
our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one
twice."
The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass
into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He
says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need
to drink with the same one twice either."
The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one
draft, throws the glass into the air, whips out her .45, and shoots
the Mexican and the Iraqi. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar,
and calling for a refill, she says, "In America we have so many
illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same
ones twice."
God Bless America!
Love can transpose to form and dignity.
Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind;
And therefore is wing'd Cupid painted blind.
Nor hath love's mind of any judgment taste;
Wings and no eyes figure unheedy haste:
And therefore is love said to be a child,
Because in choice he is so oft beguil'd
Shakespeare
Ways to know when you have been hanging around with Khayman WAY too much...
When you are playing Hangman and "ensnarking" seems like a perfectly legitimate word to you...
Vanilla Pudding Robbery
Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.
Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank.
The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding.
As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat."
The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened.
They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding. Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The newspaper
headline read:
IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING
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