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THIS is what I look like:



Apparently our resident fat fuck has decided that I am Saetan. And while I have been called a devil before, nobody has ever accused me of being Mary before...lol

Diane and I went to the movies yesterday (saw The Lone Ranger). When we walked in, the theater was completely empty, so as usual, we took our seats all the way at the top row, dead center. Not 5 minutes later, a trio of older gentlemen come in, look around, then walk all the way up to the row in front of us, head just of center and have a seat. Diane and I are talking before the movie started, as we always do, and the guy in front of me turns around and says "Are you guys going to be talking through the whole movie?" To which Diane replies "maybe" and he says he might just have to find another seat if we are.

In true, Julia Sugarbaker style, I lean forward, clear my throat, and say:

"Excuse me, but you walked in here to an almost completely empty theater (waving my arm over his head) with hundreds of seats to choose from. Yet you and your buddies walked ALL THE WAY up here just to sit in front of two women, and you're wondering if we are going to stop talking?"

At this point, his friends are giving him the sign to stop while he is ahead, and yet off he goes again, wondering if I can see over his head. I told him yes, I could see just fine, but if there was a problem, I could always catch what I missed reflected off his bald head. At that point, the guys laughed at him hysterically, Diane couldn't keep from laughing herself, and thank GAWD, the movie started.

Oh, you poor Canadians when you piss off a southern woman...Really?

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Vampirewitch39
01:03 Jul 26 2013

:)

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Lullaby
03:12 Jul 26 2013

*snicker*

Did they apologise profusely? :P

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Isis101
03:13 Jul 26 2013

I knew something salty was gonna' drop from your lips - LOL!

I love it!

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I am sitting at my desk, talking to my friends, there is a breeze (finally) coming in the windows, and I have a bowl of frozen grapes to nosh on.



The only thing I need is a job...lol

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LORDMOGY
01:12 Jul 20 2013

LOL!

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I have decided that I want to find myself a job in a club (NOT a nightclub, please note the difference) where people not only order drinks like Rusty Nails and Harvey Wallbangers, but actually know what they are. A classic place where stupidity is NOT the norm, and a woman can be appreciated for her extensive experience and knowledge pertaining to the bar business. I am open for suggestions...lol

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Skeletor
01:46 Jul 15 2013

A PGA golf club.

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sahahria
02:03 Jul 15 2013

but but but... I wanted to call you the "DancingRed Queen"



;)

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DuckStar
02:17 Jul 15 2013

Some place high end, perhaps?



Like Skullface said, or maybe a Sports Club where they have a bar and restaurant. Usually the bar is separate from the restaurant, so that might be a good place to look into?

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Isis101
03:17 Jul 26 2013

Yeah - a country club would work for you?

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Psychic investigator (entry level)



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Requirements:



- Interest and motivation in locating missing persons

- Sincere willingness to be trained in psychic investigation

- Intuitive, empathic and mature disposition

- Excellent verbal and written communication skills

- Able to work collaboratively with other investigators

- Able to obtain relevant information from a variety of sources

- Criminal record check required



Note: Preference will be given to those who have previous experience using psychic gifts to locate lost objects or people



Contact:



Please submit a cover letter outlining how you meet the requirements along with a targeted resume.



Only qualified candidates will be contacted. •it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

•Compensation: TBD





Posting ID: 3917503008



Posted: 2013-07-06, 8:55AM PDT



Updated: 2013-07-12, 1:01PM PDT



email to a friend

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dabbler
13:20 Jul 13 2013

When I worked as a Mover we moved a self professed Psychic investigator, and man was she a crack pot. I have also attended psychic faires, and there was always a booth that promised to "unlock the potential" of people that want to be psychic detectives..

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Isis101
03:16 Jul 26 2013

This has to be a joke, right? On the other hand, you can find some wierd jack-up shit on Craigslist.

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Private Boat Parties up to $30hrly+tips

Female server and bartenders needed top $$$ paid.Summer is around the corner and We are seeking,to hire bubbly servers, bartenders to work on our boat cruise parties. No experience necessary will train the right candidate with right attitude.



you must be open minded to work in adult environment and willing to dress extremly sexy, i.e topless and see through attire. so if you are open to working in environment where you can show your body and job which offers up to ($30 plus hourly) plus tips avergae servers can make from $250-$800 daily



before applying please make sure that you are applying for private parties where smile,good personality, flirty attitude and people skills . Please be sure before applying that you are not afraid to walk around in topless manner.



If you are interested in applying please reply at your earliest with your resume and pictures at your earliest and please briefly describe as to why you think you be the right person for the job and how open minded are you. •Compensation: $30

•Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.

•Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests

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LadyChordewa
01:16 Jul 06 2013

I bet the interviewers are young men that just love that topless part.

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sahahria
18:38 Jul 09 2013

Not enough. Seriously, all the groping and other suggestions? nope. Not nearly enough compensation there.

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dabbler
11:18 Jul 13 2013

This I suspect to be a come on scam, a way to lure females (would be applicants) into sending personal info, and perhaps revealing photos. There are just to many grammar, and composition errors.

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I have noticed that alot of people, including me, often refer to certain "undesirables" as douches.



Considering where that particular product goes, would you really like the idea of having THEM there?

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MooniePie
23:47 Jul 04 2013

Those types of douches don't go in good 'lady hood'. Those kinds of douches go into the deep, dark, depths of the skanks that allow them to.



And feel free to insert numerous names in places of douches and skanks. hah.

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Saetan
00:19 Jul 05 2013

I kinda agree with that. At least a douche is good for something, lol.

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sahahria
00:37 Jul 05 2013

DOUCHECANOE! :P

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KISS
07:50 Jul 06 2013

lol

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xXDrakonusXx
03:55 Aug 01 2013

Hah. I'd call them colostomy bags, but it doesn't roll off the tongue quite as nicely. =]

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