I have just Flockered myself.....
Is that a sin?
%>)
Ya know, whenever people, including Kay, started talking about how the ads popping up were were talking about. At the house, on Scott's computer, I hadn't had any trouble with anything from "13" popping and interrupting my flow on here.
Now that I am sitting happily in Kentucky, playing on Kay's laptop, THIS shit is starting to piss me off. I cannot for the life of me figure out why it keeps popping up everytime I want to do anyhting, but I can definitely understand all the little rat scratches all over the place. This shit is aggravating....
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Honey- those are not scratches. Those are gouges. :)
And I have to say this- Images makes fun of how I start my journals with "You know..."
Three days and you are already talking like me.
*Rat close her eyes and gives a big grin*
*puppy grabs laptop in her teeth by the corner and starts shaking head....*
Ima telling ya....this shit is SO starting to get on my nerves. Bad enough I have rarely ever used a laptop, so navigating is slow, the LAST thing I need to happen is to get where I am going and then have to close down THAT flaming thing a hundred times in a hour....
*shaking the computer like a chew toy*
Go for the Opera browser. :P
Yeah- shake it Puppy. Give it a southern attitute adjustment.
O.O
Wait- that is my laptop you got your teeth into. STOP!!
LOL
pssst use Firefox instead :P
"Yesterday, in my mind's eye, I saw four women standing on a veranda in white gauzy dresses and straw hats. They were having a conversation. And it was hot. Their hankies tucked in cleavages where eternal trickles of perspiration run from the female breastbone to exotic vacation spots southern men often dream about. They were sweet-smelling, coy, cunning, voluptous, voracious, delicious, pernicous, vexing and sexing....these earth sister/rebel mothers.....these arousers and carousers. And I was filled with a longing to join them. But like a dream of Scarlett's, they turned suddenly and went inside, shutting me out with a bolt of a latch. And I was left only to pick up an abandoned hankerchief and savor the perfumed shadows of these women...these southern women...This Suzanne, this Julia, this Mary Jo and Carlene. Thanks for the comfort, Dash Goff, the writer.......
I equally identify with one of these southern ladies, which we will no doubt have parted out amongst ourselves by the end of this trip, and with Dash Goth, the writer played by Gerald McRaney. These joyous redheads, wide of arms and loud of mouth, who welcomed me in from the moment I knocked on the door, are the depth and breadth and width and height my southern soul can reach. They are outspoken, long laughing, warm as the southern sun under which we all were raised. They are comprised of years of chocolate, diet coke and sweet tea, hot summer nights at the Burger Boy *sticks tongue out at Kay* lousy men *sticks tongue out at Connie* and a complete aversion to taking the Lord's name in vain *sticking tongue out at Nita....*
These are the redheaded women to which I identify so closely, and it is my honor to be included in their circle, all of us acting as if we have known each other for a lifetime- perhaps in another one we did......
More to come as this week unfolds......
I am glad I decided to make this stop, this interlude of complete insanity, laughter, appetizer plates, chili dogs, and gallons of sweet tea- a brief fillip out of the normal everyday to which I given over the whole of myself to enjoy....
And it is only my first full day here...lol
And as a warning to the NEXT batch of people we sit next to in a restaurant?
BE AFRAID......BE VERY AFRAID.....
*snark*
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:p back at ya! lol And what DID I miss at lunch? ;)
omg Don't tell her what we did at lunch! Who knew chili dogs could do that??? and the guys at the next table...
These two commercials have had me in absolute hysterics for WEEKS....so just indulge me....lol
I once saw a t-shirt that said "just dip me in chocolate and thow me to the lesbians" so that is why THIS is so funny...
And this one is just plain funny-
On 18:56:12 Feb 16 2009 (-0 GMT) ******* wrote:
You seem quite exciting my dear...... and erotic.
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*shakes head*
So, he's pretty friendly. Guess those orange jumpsuits must be pretty comfy. . . .
Dimwit. So dim you need a flashlight to find him in daylight.
Was that the day the puppy wandered in wearing a grass skirt and nipple tassles? lol
Ya know, I keep reading about this woman in California who had octuplets. I at first was amazed at the miracle that allowed her to have that many babies safely, and all of whom seem to be healthy for the time being....
Then I started hearing more, and I became disgusted. The more I heard, the more I growled at what this woman was doing, not just to herself and those children, but to her family as well. She says she wants to have children, that children are all she ever wanted to have, that she loves them, etc etc etc. She has websites, she has put in tv appearances, asked for donations *duh, who DIDN'T see that coming* and so forth and so on....
In ALL of this, the one thing I haven't heard about is the doctor who thought it was a good idea to enable her in this stupidity by GIVING her the fertility treatments in the FIRST place. I mean seriously people....
She is not a bright person obviously- what IDIOT goes out of her way to have THAT many kids when she already had SIX to start with? This is NOT the action of an intelligent person here....And obviously her parents have come up a few fries short of a happy meal here as well, if they think this is going to get any easier- for crying out loud, her mom just declared bankruptcy for pete's sake. And they are ALL living in one house for the most part.
But the DOCTOR????? By what stretch of the imagination in ANY society or world did this asshole think he was doing a GOOD thing??? He is supposed to be educated and intelligent. Has it come to the point that doctors would do something this reckless and dangerous and ignorant just for the sake of the MONEY? Is HE going to help pay for and educate and support these kids? I believe a resounding NO is echoing in the background here. I mean really people- this is not like it was a "here's your shot, you're pregnant" kind of thing. These kinds of treatments take time and many visits and drugs to get her to this point. And BELEIVE me, it ain't cheap.
So again, WHY is no one so far had anything to say about the MEDICAL PROFFESSIONAL who allowed this to hapopen?
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I seriously want to beat the shit out of this woman......She looks like she has had her share of plastic surgery and wants to have a BIG family.......
heres my insight......have a few kids and GET A DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have a big problem with any medical community that thinks this was a sound ideal! She is criminally irresponsible to me since she's having children she cannot knowingly support.
*shaking my head in disbelief*
Have you EVER just had one of those days?
Days when you wonder just WHO put the dumb in the gene pool?
I mean really
Guy walks up to the bar *insert alligator here*
He stands in front of me, with all KINDS of liquor, beer and wine displayed behind me, looks me right in the eye and asks
"Do you know where I could get something to drink?''
There are just days when you want to look at them and say quite honestly "No. And if I did, I wouldn't tell you cause you OBVIOUSLY don't need chemical enhancement of ANY kind"
tard.....
I love reading the news on Yahoo...somehow, little bits and bites are just what I need to get my stupidity flowing....this is what I saw when I first logged in to Yahoo to check my email......While none of this is funny, the last paragraph just tickled the shit out of me, for obvious reasons.....
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Ohio woman pleads guilty to exercising 73-year-old husband to death
Sat Feb 14, 2:44 PM
By The Associated Press
CHARDON, Ohio - A woman has pleaded guilty to reckless homicide for exercising her 73-year-old husband to death in a swimming pool, repeatedly refusing to let him leave the water.
Surveillance video showed Christine Newton-John, 41, pulling James Mason around the pool by his arms and legs, said Middlefield police Chief Joseph Stehlik.
The chief said he counted 43 times in which Newton-John prevented her husband from leaving the water, and Mason rested his head on the side of the pool several times while gasping for breath.
"The video is bone-chilling," Stehlik said. "The whole case is very sinister."
Mason had a heart attack June 2 after the extended swim session. An officer who had investigated previous complaints that Mason was being abused pursued the case because he suspected there was more to the death, Stehlik said.
Newton-John pleaded guilty Thursday and faces up to five years in prison. No sentencing date was set.
Police did not immediately respond to a call Saturday seeking comment on a motive.
The video would have had a profound effect on a jury, Geauga County prosecutor David Joyce said. But that wouldn't have been enough for a conviction if Newton-John had been charged with murder.
"You can see the man struggling for his life on the tape, but there is no audio, so we couldn't hear what he was saying," he said.
Geauga County Chief Public Defender Robert Umholtz, who represented Newton-John, declined to comment.
Mason was a longtime friend of his wife's family. He knew her as John Vallandingham before she had gender reassignment surgery in 1993 and changed her name in honour of the singer and star of the hit movie version of the musical "Grease."
The couple were wed in 2006 in Kentucky, where people can change their gender on their birth certificate.
Yes, that means I am at work...
And YES that means I cannot believe once again the things I heard come out of these people's mouths....
I walked into the kitchen, hunting for a knife. The chef for tonight's wedding (yes, Virginia, people actually get married on Valentine's day- go figure) asked me what I needed, I told him, I got it. I smelled something yummy, as I am prone to do at work, so I looked at him in all seriousness, and said...
Wait for it...
"Hey Granpaw, what's for supper?"
*insert chirping crickets noise here*
He just looked at me and said "WHAT?"
I told him never mind, that I now officially feel older than dirt...lol
was too late for this, so I bumped things up to the afternoon...
I left candles everywhere....erotic notes....
I had sultry music playing in a loop on the computer so there was no interruption of the mood....
I had showered, shaved, scented, and slid into silky things in peach and white, artfully arranged myself on the bed....
When Scott came home, he took a shower, then came looking for me...it was sweet, passionate, explosive, and very VERY hot.....
After we finished, and snuggled up to each other, I sighed deeply and said to my beloved husband...
"So, that's what it feels like when two Canadians do it......"
*watches the time tick by, happily listening to the "Jeopardy" theme in my head while the light dawns on everybody*
That's right- Scott lit up like a Christmas tree (no doubt getting it faster than some of you)
The guy from West Can finally called that morning, at 10:00 am. As of Tuesday the 3rd, I am finally officially a permenant resident here in beautiful Canada. We're just waiting for the Landing Ceremony to make it all fussy and shit....
Guess I'm gonna have to dig out that latex sailor suit dress after all....
ROFLMAO
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Congrats
*shakes head* Yep..it took me a minute or two to get it..but I finally did!
Woooohooooo! Congratulations Sugar!
Wait...can you still use your southern accent in Canada and be accepted?? lol
Way to go girl!...and hell yeah for the way you told him too! ;)
True Southern style in the telling :)
Congrats Sugah!
OH no! I got it
WHOOOO HOOOOOO!!!!!!!
I'm still working on mine, but hopefully in the next 4 months you'll hear something from me.. but sadly mine will not be so romantic :P
That's my girl. :)
WOOOOO
wonderful congrats
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Nightgame
04:28 Feb 28 2009
Yes damn it!!! You were not supposed to be flocked until we all got there to watch...
Bones
21:22 Feb 28 2009
Of course not. That's acceptable behavior for a redhead! Wooooo!! ;)