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18:40 Sep 29 2011
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Last night when cuddling up to Pinja in bed I made mention that his ass was warm for once. And his response was "that's because it comes with a gas heater".

*Sighs*

Way to kill the mood babe.

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LadyDarkRayne
19:31 Sep 29 2011

hahaha a typical male remark lol

PandorasBx
19:38 Sep 29 2011

Indeed :)

19:27 Sep 21 2011
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Pinja and I were sitting on the couch last night watching TV when all of a sudden I hear a moan and a oooo pretty coming from him, I had been looking at some paperwork, I looked at him and then the TV to see what got his attention thinking it was some hot chick of course ...........................but no.........instead I see a commercial for a nice top of the line gas stove.

*Sighs* Oh if only I were a cooking appliance.

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Sulks
19:29 Sep 21 2011

HAHAHAHA! if you could see me now rolling on the floor laughing my head off...men...dontcha just love 'em :D

JadedByChaos
19:48 Sep 21 2011

Hahahah wow. Well you could always put your self sitting all pretty on the stove =}

Vampirewitch39
22:58 Sep 21 2011

:) At least it wasn't a mixer or something little like that.

PhoenicianDream
09:42 Sep 22 2011

Yeah, but if he humps a kitchen appliance, you've got a whole new set of issues. O.o

PandorasBx
18:19 Sep 22 2011

LOL!

sahahria
18:47 Sep 29 2011

Gives new meaning to "bun in the oven"

o.O

PandorasBx
18:49 Sep 29 2011

Hehe..

01:10 Sep 16 2011
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Funny how men are always complaining about how much time we women spend in the bathroom getting all pretty for them when they are not only in there 10 times longer but leave it smelly too if ya get my meaning...good God.

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CarnelianMyst
02:35 Sep 16 2011

I have that problem at work. My two bosses, male, announce when they go in that "It's gonna be a long one!" but they know to flush and clean the toilet afterwards, also to spray and open the damn window. You gotta train em right, lol.

PandorasBx
02:44 Sep 16 2011

Wow, are you available this week? lol

sahahria
18:48 Sep 29 2011

OMG my friend once made me wait 20 minutes because of that. o.O lordy I was about to pee in the kitchen sink.

PandorasBx
18:53 Sep 29 2011

Sounds familiar lol

PRIVATE ENTRY
22:18 Sep 03 2011
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10:25 Sep 01 2011
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I laid there next to you. Staring sightless into the dark, crying silently, careful lest my trembling wake you. It seems a recurring theme. Not that you have ever noticed. I listen to your slow soft breathing and wonder how it is that you slumber so peacefully when I am laying beside you falling apart.

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