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Why yes it would...
21:16 Aug 31 2011
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Ok, so Pinja made me French toast for breakfast with homemade strawberry sauce. And then he says to me "What are the chances of me getting a sammich today?" with a silly grin on his face. See we have this ongoing thing about sammichs', as in I won't be making you any lol (I hate cooking or anything related to it). I look over at him, my eyes shooting daggers, I say oh "I'll make you a sammich", Pinja "would that be one of the knuckle variety?".

How quickly he catches on.....

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PAGAN
21:43 Aug 31 2011

food fight! YAY!

and mmmmmm...strawberry sauce sounds yummy :p

Deity
21:43 Aug 31 2011

Oh, amazing!

Bo Burnham
01:38 Aug 31 2011
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The last and final words of the now deceased Pinja: "For every dollar a man makes a woman makes 70 cents, that's not fair, that only leaves the man with 30 cents".

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Bones
01:49 Aug 31 2011

Until the divorce. :P

Tzaddi
03:10 Aug 31 2011

~oh man!~

Isis101
05:30 Aug 31 2011

Err...okay.

PAGAN
15:05 Aug 31 2011

heh.

ladySnowStrixx
15:47 Aug 31 2011

I knew it, I knew it , he done pissed her off and she done gone and killed him ........... now where are the hidden body parts?

PAGAN
21:44 Aug 31 2011

LOL at Ladysnowstrixx! :D

00:35 Aug 20 2011
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He said to me: " I promise baby, I've told you all of the lies, there aren't anymore. (he pauses here) Except for maybe some white lies, I can't promise there won't be any of those, the kind said to not hurt feelings".

Ok, thanks for your honesty but just what in the hell does that mean? "I think your hair is cute like that" kind of lie OR "I wasn't looking at her tits" kind of lie.

*Taps feet*

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