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WOAH. That is a beautiful tangent. Mount that one on your wall.

I was gonna be a ripped ,psychick,vampire who can move shit with my mind...but I got high.

*face palm*

Sounds like he skipped more than a grade there. THAT is one of the most awesome things I've ever seen in my life. Something for everyone!

Bwahahahaahahahaha. I think I got high just from reading that.

Well....ummm...nevermind, I dont know what to say.

this whelp gets the ~drum roll~

You're so lucky!! You've been chosen!!!!

lmao

*Low whistle*

Not sure can think of anything to say to that one! lol

How can I get some of those same drugs Rune is useing, so I can understand what he is trying say.

Ohh! Maybe we all can take the same drugs, so then we can move objects with our minds.

This is one of the best ones I have seen!

I think Runescape is a bit late for the shortbus that carries people to the newest Twilight release!!



As for the drugs I am not sure I want what she has been taking if it will turn me into that much of a fucktard!

Happy Anniversary! :D

Thanks sweetheart :D

Congrads Happy Anniversary and many more fun years ahead

Congrats!! :)

Congrats!

Congrats! may you have many more happy years @};-

Thanks you guys *huggles*

WOOHOO! congrats on time well spent.

Awwww hands you a walker with Tennis balls on the pegs. Happy anniversary

Happy Anniversary!

Congratumalations!!!!

Awwww, thanks everyone! *kicks Billy*

Woot woo good for you!

Yeaaa Congrats

way to go hehe

really makes ya wonder what else might have been acomplished had you put the vr energy into something productive huh? lol

Why did I get kicked? =0

Look who's talking ayw :P Billy, you know this woman needs NO walker ;)

3 years wow, well done you!

Atta girl!

good luck with that (:

But..but..that's the best bit! lol

Tee hee, I know, sowwwwy....

O,o

See, you can be the bigger person , and it didn't hurt one little bit .I,m proud of ya,

And so...the tales of Jadee have come to an end.



Stay tuned to VR Drama in the coming weeks...maybe As the Drama Turns will come back with a bang.

they say silence is gold, so you did a golden action ^^

Oh no Jay, just this once ;)

I don't believe you. :P

I just called an ambulance *passes out*

Like I said, just this once lol

You shut up, I get louder...now when you start talking again, does this mean I'll shut it again?



Nah.

ouch, who pissed you off?



*hugs you* :)

Everyone will find out soon enough if she pushes it...thanks hun :)

heh heh don't you just love the ones who don't know how to just.. disappear? :)

*waits for more* O.0

*eats a cupcake while I wait*

Whines and has a temper tantrum but I want to make an appearance in your journal come on now, I was told I was a Notorious Bitch... me haha ! *rolls eyes* Silly little rabbits have no clue do they ?



Someone opened your box huh, hides behind the curtains and watches while nibbling on the cupcake I just stole =}~

but.... but.... if we don't know who it is how is we to know when to watch it.

Damn I never get thretas like that. And I have tons of audacity.

*sings* why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends? Jk



Shall I bring a plastic poncho to what I can only assume is to be gallager-ish display of humiliation?

Doesn't this woman know the myth of Pandora's box? Jeesh...

Only if I am wearing your halo *grins* bites into a cupcake with the others and waits ;) x

Hey leave some bloody cupcakes for me dam it, or just the cherry. Yum!!!

When can I have my name in your jounal?

OH wait!... *cough*cough*... the cheese conversation.

Oh my, where to start... Bunch of pervs, pot/kettle. Next part I need my boots for, claiming innocence is worse then not claiming perv. Shame on you. Now this brings me to the halo, give it back to the real owner and wipe the tarnish off it.

*GASPS* Well I never....

lol! :)

hey Pan, You better push those horns back down there starting to knock the halo off center then everyone will know your true nature !

*examines the halo* phh it's a rental.

That really hurts you guys, really hurts... :P

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I have no idea what you are talking about Jay, no sireee....

I'm not sure any one is believing you here...

Grrrrrrrrrr. Traitors, all of you!

Oh God...I'm staying out of this lol

Even halos wear black ;)

Perve.... Who me? NEVER, I am appauld to think you think me as such! Lol ah hell it's the truth might as well accept it!

Uhmmm yeah :P

Pssst, now they are all gone, can I have my halo back please?

Hahaha TheBan is staying out of it! xD



You naughty girl you. ;)

I hate it when my horns push my halo aside...LOL

awww but I know your just as innocent as I am muahahahah.

I would rather stab my eyes out with a dull spork then rate noobs.

LMAO!!!

And hump broken glass,LMAO

Ohhhhhh, ouch lol.

Okay, I admit I hump broken glass,ROFL

Hells no blind or not I can still have sex, the broken glass thing is all on you...

oh... wait... did I forget to add something ? let me go look .... Dang forgot to add the hot monkey sex tapes!

I do enjoy the countless profiles full of anime...and 99.9% of them are the same images....NOT

Hahaha! You guys are freakin' awesome!

I still rate noobs, it's kind of fun watching the revenge rate on my profile ^^

I don't remember when was the last time I rated a profile.

Oh, we are so abnormal being normal. Didn't you know that lol?

I know what you mean...when I see a profile that catches my attention in a good way, I let them know, and they get a definite 10 rating...lol!

I'm off to look

Dam I didn't look...I think...

*spanks Theban*

They box was rather boring today. Its why I was hardly there today. Some people have issues , go figure. I agree, they should at least message someone.

Very true anyone asking peoples opinions opens the door for both compliments and insults. You never know what your going to get lol

I miss all the fun..

Oh. Muh. Gawd. That annoys me too. And especially when it is so blatantly obvious that is what they are after. I get some people have low self esteem, but if they want a REAL compliment, then they shouldn't fish for it. When you fish for it people lie to you to be nice.

Or you lose any respect they may of had for you at all.

Lol very funny

I saw worse.



A picture of a teenage girl, half naked and under it written: I know I'm ugly so if you don't like don't look.



If a person really thinks that of herself, then she wouldn't post that picture in the first place.

EXACTLY!

lol, omg, still on the floor laughing!

I get this kind of crap all day, it's comical I tell ya lol

Just hand him an orange and tell him to keep it. lol

LMAO! Nice ...

Of all the places to bite you! I'd pick some other spot. :)

Yessss!

You are smexy

LMAo, that is funny.

I swear guys like that are one step away from singing goodbye horses.

Oh dear god!!! How funny lol

i had a similar comment from this 'person'



lol i mind too!

Yeah I would of wanted to of bitten something else.

When I read such things, I bless the Lurking button.

Yeah I need to use it more often lol

WOOT! and I got the comment cherry!! Congrats!!!

You'll always have my cherry Pat lol

Congratulations, Baronial Sire. (Baroness Jadee?)

Thats awsome why to go *grins

Congrats! LOL!

Thankies friends :D

'Baronial Sire' sounds cool. One of these days I'll break down and actually rate stuff... if I would do that I'd zoom up- because your pages and time get added by the tons while doing it as well. My level now is almost totally based on page views and time spent. I get caught up in too many other things to rate. I should take some time out for my 'own' membership's benefit :P

You have a lot of responsibilities Heidi, it kind of makes it hard to do anything else *smiles*.

I've got your baronial sire right here.... I'm tired it's all I've got left for the night lol.

*Bows* well done you

congratulations! it does sound rather grand

Yay...congrats. I would bow, but to be honest it would take all day for me to get back up :)

Awesome- congratulations.

Awwww Sinora....you can just kiss my hand ;) lol



Thanks everyone

congrat - - - >from an Arch Sire

Woot!

Congratulations!

CONGRATS!!!

How could I leave it alone..........*grins* I couldn't resist.

O.o Some one is off their meds. So is it free sex or free bed and breakfast? haha :P

I can't top that, dammit. "slinks away"

Free bed and breakfast....should that not be free anyway?

LOL, think? Too bad.

She writes really well ^^

LMAO!

Wow, that's a whole lot of "F's" !!

Ok, this reminds me of that jackal CV here, I was chatting with him gently trying to get him to "fuck off" and used the word "acerbic".....sumbitch had the fucking nerve to say that I didn't "know" what I was talking about, that I wasn't "smart enough" to understand the meaning of the word blah blah....the twat could've just Googled the word and figured it out for himself, I digress.....



I like her well enough, but she does have a Rep for going off for no damned reason sometimes here, and if she's part of the infrastructure here, then she needs to fuckin' BEHAVE....or get it taken away (STABBB).



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He is my friend to. But he can not take care of himself he needs to delete.

Everyone defends the ones they care about, you included, thats what friends do.

That is very true.

Blah...it's just human nature. The blocking thing has gotten really old. Cancer gave us the numbers 1 - 10 to rate for a reason. If he just wanted a check that you read the profile, that would have been the option. Everyone's skin is getting way too thin. We've been given rules to play by from the Admin of VR and the rules of our Houses/Covens. Unfortunately, nobody is playing by them anymore. I don't use the block button. I want to hear them yell and scream. VR does not imitate life. People wouldn't act the way they do in real life as they do on here. Introducing themselves in a sexual manner, or by swearing or threatening you.



"Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm a bisexual sadist dom who will KILL you if you disrespect my g/f and/or b/f. And if you say SHIT to my family?? I'll hunt you down and rip your face off! So..what do you like to do for fun?"

Haha! No kidding, ridiculous...

He's a good guy. He always makes me giggle. Why shouldn't you stick up for your friend? Everyone does it constantly, so why can't you?



People make me ick. They suck. Good for you for stickin' up for him.

Thanks Lainey :D

You must be one heck of a good friend. :)

I'd like to think so.....I love my friends, they mean a lot to me.

Yeah well done you, it's nice to have people stick up for you. I don't understand why he should self delete though.

yeah billy is a very cool guy and kowe needs to delete along with a few of her friends.

A guy takes a nap doing laundry and misses something.... Dammit. Billy is cool... No clue what was said so no futher opinion lol

I can stick up for myself it's just if I think someone is not worth me talking to LadyKowe or whatever her name is then I just don't really talk with them. I can defend myself I just tend to go a little over board and it's best sometimes for myself to know when I will hit that point. I already took a few jabs at the other member aka when Pan said "Fuck her" my response was, "Not on her best day" *I thought it was a good jab* lol



But I greatly appreciate that I have such a great friend as Pan who will stick up for me when I chose not to raise my voice. Thank you Pan, you're a great friend ^_^

Well I have never had any issues with you Pn or LoW - I tend to try and keep to myself unless needed. I dont go and downrate others for other's its there battles and not mine. but when ones a not rated fairly or bashed in the VB which is against Tos its pretty disturbing to see what VR has become

Yeah and low was bashed first....get your facts straight.

oh I like that name *LadyCow* it matches my avatar.

Mooo. Yum. Grass.

So... Is there a third person involved named Sex?



There's you..



You smell sex.



And this bi vampire is a sex master...



huh.

She wants in your pants Pan!!!!

LMAO for the love of things unholy.



I'm a bi vampire sex master too. Wanna play guess where my fangs are gunna go? -wink-

I'm playing it out with her under WC's tutelege lol, I'll keep ya posted *winks*

I smell sex and violence... LMAO.. Get em...

*sniffs* I just smell cheese fries. Wait... *jumps on your shoulder* What cha eating? ;)

Hahaha! I think I scared her away with my response. Now who's the REAL Master!!! LOL

uh , pan You scared her , now we,ll never know what happens next.

She's offline...she'll be back ;)

i smell skunk! lmao

Sorry pagan that was me

I just went running. I smell sweat. *sniff sniff*

So - was she a master of sex smells? WTF?...

( I guess it's better than pachouli - I hate that shit).

someone needs to start a mentorship and call it "I'm bi" since that is the popular thing to be now and days..just so these teeny bi vampires have a place to fit in ...were they can post about sitting around cutting themselves LOL

LMAO! So true....

*sniffs* I smell fresh cupcake! :P

CM loves my cupcakes ;)

I got an hentie mentorship, does that count?



And I want cupcakes too!!!!

We have room...... We ALWAYS have room.... Just sayin

WC you love people don't you. :)

Hehe, I'll keep that in mind *maniacal laughter*

I'm not exactly sure what I have is really called a love for people....

You making room for my fat farty arse to squeeze in?

Your arse can park itself in my Coven anytime TB :)

I will take you up on that offer sooner than you think!

I warn you, you may never be the same :P

oh lords Pan ,Look out you let Theban in and you may never be the same that man is Crazy.LOL

LOL, oh too late for that I'm already warped doncha' know....

Woah! That Trash party got you all stirred up, didn't it? :P

Oh yeah, I'm feeling trashy in more ways than one lol

*shivers* damn it WC images of IT are floating in my head now.... Oh yes off with their heads is always a great way to start the day....

giggles no problem! I'll send you my bill later :) :lol

Aww thank you sweetie you're freaking awesome your damn self! Love you bunches! MUAH! :)

We love ya bunches and bunches!

awwww kyriele is so cute when she grumbles!!

It's not a bad thing...because it's easier to find like minded people here than in real life....most of us here have a lot of things in common...that and the profiles help us determine if we have things in commmon with one and another..as with in real life some people maybe shy about things. I have two very close friends outside of the net...and some girl friends from highschool, but none of them know about me on VR

Yeah, most of friends don't know my "VR" side and the few that do just don't get it...

Oh, Gad.. there are only three people on Vampire Rave that have my number.. does that mean I am VR depraved?

OK... WHO WANTS TO FUCK WITH ME TONIGHT?!

Wait a minute.. the database entries? you gotta be freekin' kidding! lol

Remembering that you are not scored on your database entries why does it matter?



That being said....shit, was it me*chuckles*

Yeah, it wasn't the rate but the purpose behind it..

What would be the reason behind it as you have not given detail.