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You know I have to break my session up but I don’t know what to do. I apprechiate everyone who has been my friend or even a lover to me. But alas I know this lovely time will end, and I do hate to say it but I will be put aside. No matter how many times I am assured that it will never happen, in lue of any event one day I will be pushed aside. From promised calls to disregarding my welcome sometimes it makes me feel ashamed to be the way I am up until April of last year I was a secluded little girl with so many confident people around me and I tried to come out of my shell. Then soon after I was still not as confident and I didn’t think much of myself and still was a little withdrawn. In time I became more confident as I met someone from VR who has left his mark on me. With praises i have only heard of he made me feel loved with the encouragement for me to evolve into the woman I am now. In time I hurt him, even though it was all unplanned and we soon dispersed into not knowing each other. Shortly afterwards I gained new friends and my confidence began to grow. The true intentions within my heart began to grow as my physical appearance began to develop as well. I now have a fulfilled action of becoming a lover and certainly satisfied with it. “I love to love, and love to be loved,” one of the greatest gifts that any human being can receive and give all at once. But over the past month I have been thinking about leaving the rave for a while and well all of humanity. I have a few feeling about returning back to what I was in a younger stage, to become a recluse. I know that some of the people who I love are busy but in some cases I feel troublesome, a bother, and a burden to just want a small conversation with them. Sometimes I think receding from reality will help me and maybe even help them. I don’t know when I might do it but my mind may change to not change at all. We will see.

I’ve learned that you cannot make

someone love you, All you can do is

stalk them and hope they panic and give in.



I’ve learned that no matter how much I care,

some people are just assholes.



I’ve learned that it takes years

to build up trust, and it only takes

suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.



I’ve learned that you can get by

on charm for about fifteen minutes.

After that, you’d better have a big willy

or huge boobs.



I’ve learned that you shouldn’t

compare yourself to others - they are

more screwed up than you think.



I’ve learned that you can keep vomiting

long after you think you’re finished.



I’ve learned that we are responsible

for what we do, unless we are celebrities.



I’ve learned that regaurdless of

how hot and steamy a relationship is at

first, the passion fade, and there has bettter

be a lot of money to take its place!



I’ve learned thaty 99% of the time when

something isn’t working in your house, one

of your kids did it.



I’ve learned that the people you care about most

about in life are taken from you too soon

and all the less important ones just never go away.



Pass this along to 5 friends... trust me,

they’ll appreciate it. Who knows, maybe

Something good will happen.



If not... tough shit.



Lesson 1:

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. "Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"

Moral of the story :

If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.



Lesson 2:

A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak". Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."

Moral of the story:

If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.



Lesson 3:

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish." "Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Puff! She's gone. "Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life." Puff! He's gone."OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."

Moral of the story:

Always let your boss have the first say.



Lesson 4

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?" The eagle answered: "Sure , why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story:

To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.



Lesson 5

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story:

BullShit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.



Lesson 6

A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of the story:

(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.

(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.

(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!





THIS ENDS THE 5-MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE