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I love him. I poked him in the eye last night. We went to the ER over it. ... OMG



anyway, the male nurse didn't seem to like me much, but he did seem to like Bulldog. Bulldog thought that the nurse was laughing at him. I don't know which he'd find worse. That he got laughed at, or that the Nurse has a woody for him.



The Doctor did as he should and stared more at me than Bulldog. Though he was mostly laughing I think.



Anyway, they put some dye in his eye and I got to see the tiny little scratch I caused on his eye. Woohoo... actually, the way the dye stands out under a blacklight was very cool. I wish I had my diggie camera so I could have shot a picture of it. Very cool.

He has somehow managed to snap his dick. Yup, woman have been saying it's possible to break a man's penis for years and years, and the proof is in.



The doctors said that they don't know if he'll ever get a hard on again. Luckily for him he's been waking up with very painful morning woodies.



Why is that lucky? Because it means that even while damaged he can get it up, and that in a few months or so, he'll be healing and he'll be able to have sex again.



That's really good, because he is only twenty years old, and I really don't see how he'd be able to handle never having sex again at that point. Especially since sometimes it seems that sex is the only thing he has.



sigh