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Spamlet’s Soliloquy
20:01 May 18 2015
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To eat, or not to eat--that is the question:

Whether 'tis nobler in the stomach to suffer

The stings and rumbles of processed meat

Or to fill trashcans with the pork of troubles

And by opposing end them. To starve, to fast--

No more--and by a fast to say we end

The heartburn, and the thousand digestive shocks

That flesh is heir to. 'Tis a continuation

Devoutly to be wished. To fast, to starve--

To starve--perchance to lose: ay, there's the rub,

For in that starvation of fasts what loses may come

When we have shuffled off this restaurant stool,

Must give us pause. There's the respect

That makes calamity of so much pork.

For who would bear the glare and scorns of dieticians,

Th' cholesterol’s wrong, the fit man's contumely

The pangs of despised craving, the love handle’s expansion,

The willingness of orifice, and the spurns

That patient merit of th' unworthy bites,

When he himself might his quietus make

With a bare fork? Who would fardels bear,

To munch and chew at a weary dish,

But that the dread of something after lunch,

The familiar hunger, from whose bourn

All travellers return, bothers the tummy,

And makes us rather bear those foods we have

Than fly to others that taste like veggies?

Thus taste does make gluttons of us all,

And thus the native hue of resolution

Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,

And enterprise of great pitch and moment

With this regard their currents turn awry

And lose the name of diet. -- Soft you now,

The fair Spam! -- Siren, in thy orisons

Be all my bites remembered.

COMMENTS

LORDMOGY
20:10 May 18 2015

Just..ummm.Wow!

Oodelollie
20:14 May 18 2015

I thank you not to judge me.

LORDMOGY
20:24 May 18 2015

Too late...But congrats on your first post! ^_^

Oodelollie
20:26 May 18 2015

I have a post from February, thankyouverymuch. I happen to be very proud of it.

LORDMOGY
20:41 May 18 2015

I stand corrected. Congrats on your........ sequel.

Oodelollie
20:46 May 18 2015

*Curtsey*

iRavenSkyler
22:22 May 18 2015

If Carlsberg did Shakespeare, He'd be laughing right now

Sanguinepsychadelic
21:12 May 31 2015

that is the greatest thing I have ever seen/ maybe the only thing that used the phrase :

The willingness of the orifice

appropriately and poetically and with the true sense of the word.

That alone is worth applause but it is amazingly put together the rest into a awesomely well designed work which gets two thumbs up