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An old friend of mine has his birthday coming up so I'm shopping for a gift. "Gift for guy friend" and the first thing that pops up is a candle that basically says "Light this when you want to have sex".

In fact, the more I look into it the more annoyed I'm getting because gifts for men kind of suck in general. Why are they either bracelets or gifts with profanity on them? This man has children, dammit! We're getting old!


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One of the suggestions was for an item that will help you detect fecal contamination in water sources. What?

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CuRsEdToDaRkNeSs
19:08 May 27 2024

What!?! Yes, that is what every man wants for their birthday.... a fecal matter detector. Good grief.

What about instead of a physical thing, a certificate for an event? Perhaps if he enjoys the occasional adult beverage a nice flask? A gift card for a store he likes, this way he can go purchase himself a new top or something? Just a few ideas off the top of my head.

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Morrigon
22:26 May 27 2024

Thank you!!! These are great :)

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CuRsEdToDaRkNeSs
22:41 May 27 2024

You're welcome! Glad to help. :)

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