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So Dakotah is in hospital again, yes I know I am late to the party there but sue me, I have been a busy bee.


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Now I have immense medical knowledge and a doctorate in fake news, so I know for a fact that the best treatment for Dakotah is an ice bath, an enema with boiling hot water and castration.

Liliancat can wear his balls around her neck for luck, she will also have the benefit of always having a piece of him close to her heart, even if it is the hairy bollocks.

Also his knee is looking funny so we will have to amputate.....his other leg. That way his body will adapt and make his remaining leg stronger. Dakotah will be up and hopping in no time at all.


Now it goes without saying that during the surgery, we will of couse use anaesthetics....

after all, we do our best work when we are under the influence of drugs.

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FeverDreams
11:38 Oct 05 2019

*snaps on gloves* Doctor Mord ... we are ready ....

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LORDMOGY
15:19 Oct 05 2019

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MordrakusxMortalitas
10:45 Oct 06 2019

Thank you Doctor Fever, pass me the saw.

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FeverDreams
16:01 Oct 06 2019

*passes the saw* .... so when are we taking the drugs? o.O so wait ... are the drugs for us or Dakotah?

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MordrakusxMortalitas
23:24 Oct 07 2019

For us of course

*Inhales laughing gas and then amputates Dakotah's leg crookedly"

here, have some of this *passes the mask to Doctor Fever*

Now he is going to need a prosthetic leg, we will just take one from some of the old war veterans, they are not going to need it any longer anyway.

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